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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Simple Minded » Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:22 am

still no replies from the cyber chicks? :?

Maybe we ain't using the right bait? :cry:

You know like chocolate brownie recipes and household cleaning tips.

Here's my first attempt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUBnxqEVKlk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Nonc Hilaire » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:20 am

No, SM. We don't need women who make sandwiches. We need women who appreciate sophistication and romance.

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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Doc » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:32 am

Nonc Hilaire wrote:No, SM. We don't need women who make sandwiches. We need women who appreciate sophistication and romance.

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Maybe we need to start a Bird and Bees subforum On The Nature of Things and advertise. Maybe something like this:


:D
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Simple Minded » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:11 am

Nonc Hilaire wrote:No, SM. We don't need women who make sandwiches. We need women who appreciate sophistication and romance.

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Let me tell you something, PAL.

Once they start appreciating my sophistication, if they want any romance, they're gonna be makin sandwiches!

If they know what is good for them......
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby manolo » Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:38 am

Heracleum Persicum wrote:.


Missing a few female posters .. don't know how to attract them

Can we send an invitation to "Pasta" and her "gang" ? ? ?

Does anybody posting with her on other fora ? ?

Would be to have a few female posters


Tips on marriage and aggressive husband hunting


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HP,

Would that be Pastaneta by any chance? I still think of the lovely Geotima. :roll:

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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Heracleum Persicum » Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:03 am

manolo wrote:
Heracleum Persicum wrote:.


Missing a few female posters .. don't know how to attract them

Can we send an invitation to "Pasta" and her "gang" ? ? ?

Does anybody posting with her on other fora ? ?

Would be to have a few female posters


Tips on marriage and aggressive husband hunting


.


HP,

Would that be Pastaneta by any chance? I still think of the lovely Geotima. :roll:

Alex.

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Yeeeees, Alex, Pastaneta

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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Doc » Tue Jan 12, 2016 2:36 pm

Heracleum Persicum wrote:
manolo wrote:
Heracleum Persicum wrote:.


Missing a few female posters .. don't know how to attract them

Can we send an invitation to "Pasta" and her "gang" ? ? ?

Does anybody posting with her on other fora ? ?

Would be to have a few female posters


Tips on marriage and aggressive husband hunting


.


HP,

Would that be Pastaneta by any chance? I still think of the lovely Geotima. :roll:

Alex.

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Yeeeees, Alex, Pastaneta

A funny lady .. Zionist to the bone, but, "not at all nasty" with Azari the Persian

.


Perhaps we need to have a title IX questionnaire to attract more female posters

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7155
USC students required to detail sexual history before registering for classes
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A mandatory online course at USC asks students to disclose the number of sexual encounters they have had.
Many universities require students to complete a course on Title IX, but some students at USC are worried the online course they are required to take is too intrusive.

A mandatory online course at the University of Southern California (USC) asks students to disclose the number of sexual encounters they have had over the past three months and teaches students to ask for consent by saying “how far would you be comfortable going?” and “would you like to try this with me?”

In an email obtained by Campus Reform, students were told they must complete the Title IX training in order to register for courses in the spring.

“This course is mandatory, and you must complete it by February 9, 2016. If you do not complete the training by this date you will receive a registration hold until the training is complete,” the email stated.

Many universities require students to complete a course on Title IX, but some students at USC are worried the online course they are required to take is too intrusive.


“It was just full of super personal questions,” Jacob Ellenhorn, a student at USC, told Campus Reform.

Despite some students being uncomfortable with the content of the course, the campus-wide email assured students they would “enjoy the assignment.”

“We believe you’ll enjoy the assignment, and that this training is in line with our shared belief that Trojans care for Trojans. It is an innovative, engaging, and informative online course, created with students for students,” the email stated.

The course begins with a detailed questionnaire that asks students to reveal how often they are having sex and using drugs or alcohol. The survey also asks students to specify the number of sexual partners they have had in the past three months.

After revealing both the number of times they have had sex and with how many different people, students are then asked to state whether or not they used a condom.

“If you had sex (including oral) in the last 3 months, how many times had you used a condom?” the survey asks.

The questionnaire also asks students to discuss their drinking habits and encourages students to avoid “pre-gaming” and “blacking out.”

After completing the questionnaire, students were then walked through a two-hour interactive lesson on sexual assault, consent, and substance abuse. In one case, students were told that a sexual partner who has had too much to drink cannot give consent. However, in a different scenario, the course shows a video of a man and a woman who are both drunk and engaging in sexual activity. The video, according to Ellenhorn, blames the man for sexually assaulting the woman.

“It kept on saying that drunk people cannot give consent. In one scenario both the man and the woman were drunk but the video still blames the male for the assault. I found that a little confusing,” Ellenhorn said.

Another portion of the course teaches students “how to ask for consent” and lists possible verbal and physical indicators their sexual partners may provide. Students are told to look for physical signs such as “crossing arms” or “lack of eye contact” as an indication a partner does not want to have sex. Only verbal signs, however, indicate a partner does want to have sex.

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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Typhoon » Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:51 am

All the world's a stage.
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Simple Minded » Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:18 am

Typhoon wrote:Need bait.

Hot dudes with kittens


That oughta work. My wife bought me a couple sweat shirts that say "Real Men Love Cats." Every single time I wear them a get compliments from females.

Woulda been nice to have 40 years ago....
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby manolo » Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:17 am

Heracleum Persicum wrote:
Yeeeees, Alex, Pastaneta

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HP,

and - Cleaning Lady?

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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Simple Minded » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:26 pm

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Re: Need some female posters

Postby noddy » Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:18 am



cough.

snort.

you have violated the safe space.
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Nonc Hilaire » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:57 am

noddy wrote:


cough.

snort.

you have violated the safe space.

He did not. The safe space is a little warmer, a little wetter and right in the middle.
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Simple Minded » Mon Mar 28, 2016 12:02 pm

Heracleum Persicum wrote:

Yeeeees, Alex, Pastaneta

A funny lady .. Zionist to the bone, but, "not at all nasty" with Azari the Persian

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chicks dig French guys, especially Parisians!
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Simple Minded » Mon Mar 28, 2016 12:05 pm

Nonc Hilaire wrote:
noddy wrote:


cough.

snort.

you have violated the safe space.

He did not. The safe space is a little warmer, a little wetter and right in the middle.


chicks also dig empathetic, understanding, sympathetic guys.

this forum should be crawling with em.... :?
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby manolo » Tue Mar 29, 2016 11:48 pm

Simple Minded wrote:chicks also dig empathetic, understanding, sympathetic guys.


SM,

I used to call this the "How was it for you" scene. My 2p is stay well out of it, unless you're Woody Allen. :(

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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Doc » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:31 am

Hey maybe if we pre-position internet connected PCs in Fed female prisons we could get Hillary posting here. But no way she gets to have the server.
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Re: Need some female posters

Postby Typhoon » Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:39 pm

An from Thailand is missed for her insightful comments. As is Miss Faucy Fishtits, who excelled at keeping it surreal.
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