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it was a bi partisan decision to stop people smugglers who had caused hundreds of deaths to immigrants.

the idea is that having a small prison camp for anyone caught trying to sneek in saves more lives from people being put in shipping containers and dodgy boats.

my main problem is that they put it in new guinea which has weak oversight and no human rights, instead of putting it in australia and making it obey australian laws - it was a dodgy bit of lies from our government to get around UN treaties.
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What's with the "No sex please, we're Aussie politicos" scandal?
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lots of smoke not much fire.

the rural conservative minister that stood against gay marriage as an attack on family values discarded his wife and got his secretary pregnant - he liked families so much he started several ;)

the greenies/lefties are working themselves into a lather over alleged hypocrisy and waving their self righteous moral authority around as punishment for his stance on the LBGTQWERTY - however they are not relevant to the situation because they dont vote for rural conservatives anyway.

its yet to be seen what the rural conservatives who voted for him actually think, the only thing for certain is that they rabidly dislike greens and lefties so this entire thing might backfire due to spite at the media.
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heelers are solid little buggers.
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noddy wrote:heelers are solid little buggers.
Yep. One of my previous dogs was a Red Heeler/Basenji mix. Maggie, one my current dogs is a Blue Heeler/Rottweiler mix.

When Maggie gets excited, we often see a bit of pink tissue protruding from her vagina. One vet, without examining her told us if it is not persistent, it is nothing to address.

We had her x-rayed recently when she injured her leg. Everything was fine, but it turns out, the tissue that protrudes from her vagina when she is excited is her penis! :o

She may be an escaped prototype. Strine social scientists may be experimenting on dogs in an attempt to improve the human species.

Once all y'all have vaginas with penises inside, who cares what party gets elected.

Just thought you should know...... ;)
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sorry cunts, I hate ta break this t' ya...........
"Australia does not exist. All things you call 'proof' are actually well fabricated [sic] lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world," Facebook user Shelley Floryd posted earlier this month. She removed the post, but not before it received 50,000 "likes."
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:sorry cunts, I hate ta break this t' ya...........
"Australia does not exist. All things you call 'proof' are actually well fabricated [sic] lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world," Facebook user Shelley Floryd posted earlier this month. She removed the post, but not before it received 50,000 "likes."
https://pjmedia.com/trending/flat-earth ... cated-lie/

The illuminauty must have gotten to her.
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:sorry cunts, I hate ta break this t' ya...........
"Australia does not exist. All things you call 'proof' are actually well fabricated [sic] lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world," Facebook user Shelley Floryd posted earlier this month. She removed the post, but not before it received 50,000 "likes."
https://pjmedia.com/trending/flat-earth ... cated-lie/
yehnah.

i do hope it spreads, would be nifty if those northern hemisphere buggers stopped overflowing into the south with their problems.
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I wont link the image directly, its one of those info-graphic things that doesn't scale well.

https://i.redd.it/byqds822zlw11.png

We are number one vegans in all categories, untouched by even the Americans.
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noddy wrote:I wont link the image directly, its one of those info-graphic things that doesn't scale well.

https://i.redd.it/byqds822zlw11.png

We are number one vegans in all categories, untouched by even the Americans.
cool map. However as always, the US is not monolithic:

https://www.google.com/search?q=map+of+ ... N_zLjjr5qM:
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noddy wrote:I wont link the image directly, its one of those info-graphic things that doesn't scale well.

https://i.redd.it/byqds822zlw11.png

We are number one vegans in all categories, untouched by even the Americans.
Show any Australan any food and you will hear, "Arrrr, good tucker, mate!"

Went to Vegas with an Aussie once and could not keep him out of the casino buffets. I'd tell him, "But Michael, this food is crap!" And his response was, "Yeah, but you can eat all the crap you want!".
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no arguing with that, Australian love free food.

a new cut price supermarket opened near me recently, they offered 1kg of grade 2 spuds as a free gift to people who showed up on opening weekend ($1 value) .. queues for 100's of metres, all day. people wasted hours.

seeing as i lived local, i popped in several times :P
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we had a bit of terrorism excitement in melbourne apparently.

muslim nutter with a knife tried for a bit of stabby stabby and killed someone before the politce shot him.

one guy tried to disrupt his mayhem and has become a bit of a momentary celebrity - trolley man.

https://junkee.com/bourke-street-attack ... man/181653
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fark, glad id be unlikely to ever go to the middle east, i wouldnt last a second.

https://www.khaleejtimes.com/nation/cri ... ebook-post
The 39 year old was jailed on Sunday July 12 in UAE's capital for cyber crime. The graphic designer, who moved to Abu Dhabi from Perth in 2012, posted a picture on her personal Facebook account of a car that was parked across two disabled parking spaces outside her apartment. A report by Australian Broadcasting Corporation, (ABC News), stated that Magi blanked out the number plate and did not provide details or a name of the vehicle owner.

Nonetheless, a complaint was made to the Abu Dhabi police and Magi was found guilty for "writing bad words on social media," as stated by ABC News. Magi, who attended court on Sunday to pay the court-ordered fine, was taken into custody and held in detention until her deportation process was completed.
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noddy wrote:we had a bit of terrorism excitement in melbourne apparently.

muslim nutter with a knife tried for a bit of stabby stabby and killed someone before the politce shot him.

one guy tried to disrupt his mayhem and has become a bit of a momentary celebrity - trolley man.

https://junkee.com/bourke-street-attack ... man/181653
Outstanding bit of quick thinking on the part of Trolley Man. I salute him!!! Hopefully, he gets to drink in all the local bars free for life.

Just remember, "When trolleys are outlawed, only outlaws will have trolleys."
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She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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its obvious, the giant hominids need giant cows and and giant squirrels.
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What went down in Christchurch is disgusting.

The shooter and his sarcastic manifesto filled to the brim with 4chan memes/shitposting, the facebook video...it's like concentrated wickedness in its disregard for life.
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pretty repulsive stuff, ive had to switch it off to avoid getting caught up in the vile commentary from left, right and triangle.

cant imagine consequences are going to be good for anyone or anything.
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noddy wrote:pretty repulsive stuff, ive had to switch it off to avoid getting caught up in the vile commentary from left, right and triangle.

cant imagine consequences are going to be good for anyone or anything.
same thing happens over here. prior to any knowledge being attained, the rush to fill bandwidth with narratives is pursued.
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NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:What went down in Christchurch is disgusting.

The shooter and his sarcastic manifesto filled to the brim with 4chan memes/shitposting, the facebook video...it's like concentrated wickedness in its disregard for life.
Absolutely.

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Simple Minded wrote:
noddy wrote:pretty repulsive stuff, ive had to switch it off to avoid getting caught up in the vile commentary from left, right and triangle.

cant imagine consequences are going to be good for anyone or anything.
same thing happens over here. prior to any knowledge being attained, the rush to fill bandwidth with narratives is pursued.
aye, now instead of a decrease in muslim terrorism making for a more trusting environment we now have a huge backswell of lefty fucktards who have wanted terrorist equivilancy against the "alt-right" and now they are frothing at the mouth and increasing the fears and doubling down on the authoritarian state.

add the rightwing fucktards who say "they" deserved it because "they" commit more terrorism than anyone else and you have a toxic non conversation with no good outcomes.
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noddy wrote:
aye, now instead of a decrease in muslim terrorism making for a more trusting environment we now have a huge backswell of lefty fucktards who have wanted terrorist equivilancy against the "alt-right" and now they are frothing at the mouth and increasing the fears and doubling down on the authoritarian state.

add the rightwing fucktards who say "they" deserved it because "they" commit more terrorism than anyone else and you have a toxic non conversation with no good outcomes.
yep. MSM "News" long ago ceased to contain information. The group identity disease is rampant. Now, the MSM simply the propagates group identity narratives/stereotypes. "We" are the virtuous victims. "They" are the evil oppressors, or just evil. Like Chris Rock said, "What ever happened to crazy?"

The trend toward infinite self-identification categories might just save us all. Once it becomes impossible to know exactly who or what you are observing, it will be impossible to be racist, sexist, misogynistic, xenophobic, etc. As Bill Clinton said "It all depends on what the meaning of the word is, is."

have you guys ever thought about creating a walled off amusement park, where these guys could go and just have it out once and for all? Kinda like a modern West Side Story, you could call it Mad Max Land! Small actual wars, in a controlled, isolated environment just might be the ticket. Like the old fashion ritual of dueling with pistols. Real life version of The Hunger Games. Great for Pay-for-View!

We already do it in some US zip codes (except we cheeped out and didn't build the walls), but the media thinks it's reality, so that kinda screws it all up. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/

Gotta be some Strine billionaires who could buy 25 square miles of dessert, wall it off, drop in some water and weapons stashes and film it all with drones.

The other day I heard a black commentator make the statement that the reason that phony hate crimes are committed is that "The grievance industry is so huge and entrenched, that the demand for bigotry exceeds the supply." Makes sense, as long as someone can make a buck on it, the market will supply it.
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