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Typhoon wrote:
Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:
Typhoon wrote:404 Image Not Found.
Not posting images from 4chan anymore. They disappear faster than the guy next morning when I tell him he ain't borrowing my car.....;P.........
Please continue to do so, only post the 4chan image addresses to some image saving site such as postimage.org.

Then, unlike the guy in question, the images will stick around for all to enjoy.

thnx, will keep that in mind.....^^........
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kinda adds to the mystic..... will she f**k me wild, or wildly f**k me up?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8420080/s ... ush-limbs/

noddy could you program something like this? Business opportunities are truly infinite!

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Simple Minded wrote:kinda adds to the mystic..... will she f**k me wild, or wildly f**k me up?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8420080/s ... ush-limbs/

noddy could you program something like this? Business opportunities are truly infinite!
possibly, however its easier just to stick your dick in a vice
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noddy wrote:
Simple Minded wrote:kinda adds to the mystic..... will she f**k me wild, or wildly f**k me up?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8420080/s ... ush-limbs/

noddy could you program something like this? Business opportunities are truly infinite!
possibly, however its easier just to stick your dick in a vice
Actually, as it happens, noddy has lost all credibility, given the Aussie predilection for humping hairy-assed wombats,

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... s-revealed
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dont kink shame me, wombat is a gender.
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noddy wrote:dont kink shame me, wombat is a gender.
Amen bro. They look very cuddly. Don't be bound by stereotypic Euro-Centric Chauvinistic Racist Specist Misogynist standards of bigotry.

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What do you call a farmer that breeds both sheep and goats? Bi-sexual!

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“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
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welcome back YMix.

I saw this story this morning and thought "Which OTNOTer is going to post this on Mr. Perfect's MGTOW thread first?" :)
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The nipple in [Western] historical context

Janet Jackson was born in the wrong era.
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Science Mag | No "gay gene"
People who have had same-sex partners are more likely to have one or more of certain DNA markers, according to the largest ever search for genes linked to sexual orientation. Even all the markers taken together, however, cannot predict whether a person is gay, bisexual, or straight. Instead, hundreds or thousands of genes, each with small effects, apparently influence sexual behavior.

The paper, published today in Science, builds on results presented by the same team at a 2018 meeting. The published study emphasizes that the genetic markers cannot be used to predict sexual behavior.
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Gonna be great entertainment when all the muslims and polys move to SLC.
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Nonc Hilaire wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:38 pm
. . .

Gonna be great entertainment when all the muslims and polys move to SLC.
USA Today | Muslims in S. Utah say discrimination is minimal
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s ... r-22117105

Sex in your house with a person from another household illegal from today


The government is introducing new measures that will mean 'gathering' with one or more people from outside your household, in a private space such as a house or flat, will be against the law in England
So if you are legally separated from your spouse this means there will be no reconciliation?
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Doc wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:37 pm https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s ... r-22117105

Sex in your house with a person from another household illegal from today


The government is introducing new measures that will mean 'gathering' with one or more people from outside your household, in a private space such as a house or flat, will be against the law in England
So if you are legally separated from your spouse this means there will be no reconciliation?
Sounds like the Millenial incel vote carried the day! "If I can't get laid, I want it to be illegal for everyone else!"

Not sure if masturbation makes you gay, bi, or some form of trans.

I always thought that guy who said "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs!" was talking about masturbation not socialism. Turns out I was right again.

Couple more times, and my win-loss record will be rivaling that of Mr. Perfect's.
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Doc wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:37 pm https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s ... r-22117105

Sex in your house with a person from another household illegal from today


The government is introducing new measures that will mean 'gathering' with one or more people from outside your household, in a private space such as a house or flat, will be against the law in England
So if you are legally separated from your spouse this means there will be no reconciliation?
on the surface this seems absurd, but should solve the overpopulation problem in only one generation. I suspect the Greta Thunberg Think Tank Foundation came up with this one.
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https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-li ... 26f1165291
In the legal document filed at a Santa Clara County court on June 15, San Francisco’s Erik Estavillo claimed the Amazon subsidiary had “subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers.”

To cure the “Twitch” in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him “chaffing” his penis every day.

The plaintiff’s randy pastime was “extremely painful” and caused him redness and mild infections that forced him to use “Neosporin on his tip to prevent necrosis,” per the 56-page document.

Estavillo alleges in the transcript he even once ejaculated on his PC monitor, which caused his gaming system to short-circuit and resulted in a fire that temporarily caused his apartment to black out.
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noddy wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:15 am https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-li ... 26f1165291
In the legal document filed at a Santa Clara County court on June 15, San Francisco’s Erik Estavillo claimed the Amazon subsidiary had “subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers.”

To cure the “Twitch” in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him “chaffing” his penis every day.

The plaintiff’s randy pastime was “extremely painful” and caused him redness and mild infections that forced him to use “Neosporin on his tip to prevent necrosis,” per the 56-page document.

Estavillo alleges in the transcript he even once ejaculated on his PC monitor, which caused his gaming system to short-circuit and resulted in a fire that temporarily caused his apartment to black out.
so, the internet actually is helping some people to cum together, finally!
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noddy wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:15 am https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-li ... 26f1165291
In the legal document filed at a Santa Clara County court on June 15, San Francisco’s Erik Estavillo claimed the Amazon subsidiary had “subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers.”

To cure the “Twitch” in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him “chaffing” his penis every day.

The plaintiff’s randy pastime was “extremely painful” and caused him redness and mild infections that forced him to use “Neosporin on his tip to prevent necrosis,” per the 56-page document.

Estavillo alleges in the transcript he even once ejaculated on his PC monitor, which caused his gaming system to short-circuit and resulted in a fire that temporarily caused his apartment to black out.
I wonder what game he was playing.
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Nonc Hilaire wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:51 pm
I wonder what game he was playing.
Dunno, but obviously, it was joystick controlled.
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