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Sex

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:47 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Sex

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:12 am
by Nonc Hilaire
Whoa! There are just so many conflicting concepts here. Somehow, somewhere the inscrutably of the human condition needs a voice.

Everybody remembers their first experience, and most remember many others. Sexual experiences stay in your soul. Are they land mines or are they milestones? Intention is more important than action. Gratification of the other supercedes gratification of self, but humanity makes that difficult.

Re: Sex

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:46 am
by Mr. Perfect
Should have been titled "Liberals discover children, but despite knowing nothing about them start offering lots of opinions".

Or "More liberal snark TM".

Re: Sex

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 9:32 am
by Parodite
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Re: Sex

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:03 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
Call me old fashioned, but a comedian ought to be funny.

Re: Sex

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:23 pm
by Parodite
Nonc Hilaire wrote:Call me old fashioned, but a comedian ought to be funny.
That's not funny. :P I love your sense humor though in general, the light refined touch. But it doesn't keep me smile through the day if it was my only diet. ;)

Could be an interesting new thread how humor works, why different comedy styles make some people laugh, not laugh...

Re: Sex

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:02 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Sex

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:01 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Yes we need more of this because students listen unconditionally to teachers, especially about sexual matters.

Re: Sex

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:00 am
by Mr. Perfect
More importantly, it is nearly impossible to get any information about sex, anywhere, the only source of sexual information left is the state, and we must protect these sacred classes above everything else in society.

Re: Sex

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:06 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Mr. Perfect wrote:More importantly, it is nearly impossible to get any information about sex, anywhere, the only source of sexual information left is the state, and we must protect these sacred classes above everything else in society.
Don't you understand Mr.P? American liberals invented sex and no one ever had sex until they came along. So they have to teach it. Before then, everything was done by handshake. :)

In practice, in an area were 'sex education' was prioritized, I had to sit through several years, different classes of it, and I'm not sure I'd want to subject anyone else to so much taxpayer waste. Because at the end of the day, the people teaching 'sex ed' will invariably be people (the great majority that is) who are teaching sex ed because they are either just out of school and need a job (young teachers+young students and sex ed is a powder keg) or they are not that bright, or good teachers, and get fall into a nothing subject.

Oh, and of course, because it is considered important, the teaching lessons [and classes] are aimed at students of all learning levels, meaning it isn't designed for anyone.

Re: Sex

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:15 am
by Mr. Perfect
They don't seem to know what it is for. They don't have kids anymore.

Re: Sex

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:34 am
by YMix
Mr. Perfect wrote:They don't seem to know what it is for.
It's called pleasure. Not sure you're familiar with it. :)

Re: Sex

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:16 pm
by Mr. Perfect
Is that you trying to twist the knife again ymix. It's pretty cute.

Re: Sex

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:47 am
by Typhoon
In this case, ignorance is not bliss:

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Re: Sex

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:56 am
by Mr. Perfect
That is sort of fighting the last battle CS. These days we like teens having kids.

Just more evidence the Democrat demographic assumptions are laughably wrong.

Re: Sex

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:40 am
by Endovelico
Mr. Perfect wrote:These days we like teens having kids.
Preferably while keeping their virginity... :twisted:

Re: Sex

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:16 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
My favorite sex joke is one I've heard with a few different set ups in the context of a long relation. It works well with an earnest delivery about the speaker putting effort into a romantic gesture expecting a more amorous evening in very frank terms, and it ends with the punchline "So I tried to corner her [usually personalized] but couldn't figure the angle 'cause the room was rounded."

Re: Sex

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:53 pm
by Typhoon
Mr. Perfect wrote:That is sort of fighting the last battle CS. These days we like teens having kids.

Just more evidence the Democrat demographic assumptions are laughably wrong.
Republicrats for teen unwed mothers.

One does occasionally learn something new.

Re: Sex

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:08 pm
by Typhoon
For Pol | Why Is China So Fascinated by Amateur Porn?
PR China's Party unwillingness to acknowledge a sexual revolution has helped boring amateur sex tapes go wildly viral.
Anecdote. It is not often I laugh out loud. I don't know if it still exists, but years ago during a visit to Beijing our hosts to took us to a massage spa
[I received a proper medical Thai massage, for those that may be wondering . . . and the unsolicited phone number of the female masseuse].
As I stepped out of the taxi I noticed that the building housing the spa was the national headquarters of the Youth League of the Chinese Communist Party*.
I had to turn away and fake a paroxysm of coughing to hide my laughter.

*The CPC is known for it's official, as opposed to private, paranoid puritanism when it comes to matter relating to sex.

Re: Sex

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:15 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
Typhoon wrote:For Pol | Why Is China So Fascinated by Amateur Porn?
PR China's Party unwillingness to acknowledge a sexual revolution has helped boring amateur sex tapes go wildly viral.
Anecdote. It is not often I laugh out loud. I don't know if it still exists, but years ago during a visit to Beijing our hosts to took us to a massage spa
[I received a proper medical Thai massage, for those that may be wondering . . . and the unsolicited phone number of the female masseuse].
As I stepped out of the taxi I noticed that the building housing the spa was the national headquarters of the Youth League of the Chinese Communist Party*.
I had to turn away and fake a paroxysm of coughing to hide my laughter.

*The CPC is known for it's official, as opposed to private, paranoid puritanism when it comes to matter relating to sex.
Mao probably had a little black book, too. It just was not as well publicized as the little red one.

Re: Sex

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:41 am
by Typhoon
Nonc Hilaire wrote:
Typhoon wrote:For Pol | Why Is China So Fascinated by Amateur Porn?
PR China's Party unwillingness to acknowledge a sexual revolution has helped boring amateur sex tapes go wildly viral.
Anecdote. It is not often I laugh out loud. I don't know if it still exists, but years ago during a visit to Beijing our hosts to took us to a massage spa
[I received a proper medical Thai massage, for those that may be wondering . . . and the unsolicited phone number of the female masseuse].
As I stepped out of the taxi I noticed that the building housing the spa was the national headquarters of the Youth League of the Chinese Communist Party*.
I had to turn away and fake a paroxysm of coughing to hide my laughter.

*The CPC is known for it's official, as opposed to private, paranoid puritanism when it comes to matter relating to sex.
Mao probably had a little black book, too. It just was not as well publicized as the little red one.
All Mao had to do is take a fancy to a gal and she was left with no choice.

Re: Sex

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:45 am
by Endovelico
Typhoon wrote:All Mao had to do is take a fancy to a gal and she was left with no choice.
Quite unlikely what happens in our moral, ethical, capitalist society... Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Berlusconi, Bill Clinton, John Kennedy or Edward Heath (who seemingly preferred boys...) could never be accused of such deeds... :evil:

Re: Sex

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:00 am
by YMix
Endovelico wrote:Quite unlikely what happens in our moral, ethical, capitalist society... Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Berlusconi, Bill Clinton, John Kennedy or Edward Heath (who seemingly preferred boys...) could never be accused of such deeds... :evil:
Actually, it is unlike. As far as I can tell, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Berlusconi, Bill Clinton and John Kennedy slept mostly with prostitutes (the former two) and the groupies that gather around powerful men (the latter two). Mao was more like a medieval lord who could pick any lowborn woman he wanted.

Re: Sex

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 12:27 pm
by Typhoon
Endovelico wrote:
Typhoon wrote:All Mao had to do is take a fancy to a gal and she was left with no choice.
Quite unlikely what happens in our moral, ethical, capitalist society... Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Berlusconi, Bill Clinton, John Kennedy or Edward Heath (who seemingly preferred boys...) could never be accused of such deeds... :evil:
Thank you for another opportunity to point out the innate humanity of capitalism as compared to communism:

All the capitalists that you mentioned entered into a voluntary mutual agreement with the women, typically prostitutes, who were well paid for their services.

Mao just took whom he fancied. The girls the were the target of his fancy had no choice in the matter.

1000s of government emails in Ashley Madison affair

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:15 am
by Heracleum Persicum
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Almost 60,000 members have addresses in Washington, DC,
over 15,000 accounts were affiliated with a .gov or a .mil address


As the website DCist pointed out, the leaked records list 15,019 accounts using an email address belonging to domains used by the US government or the military. Some 6,788 accounts used us.army.mil emails, while the Navy and the Marines accounted for 1,665 and 809, respectively.

:lol: :lol: .. can't stop laughing


What a disaster

The government agency with the most Ashley Madison users – 104 – was the already scandal-ridden Department of Veterans Affairs (va.gov). Federal Bureau of Prisons had 88 email addresses, 52 belonged to the US Postal Service, and 45 to the Department of Homeland Security.

Employees of the Social Security Administration (42 emails), the State Department (33) and the IRS (six) were also on the list. Local government employees in the District of Columbia (22) and Montgomery County, Maryland (22 as well) also used work addresses to sign up for extramarital affairs.

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