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Re: Computer Games
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:16 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Nonc Hilaire wrote:NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:VflX3Xof_9s
Proto-Joust?
It's a bit Joust-like, according to its creators but
it is more similar to the original arcade Mario Brothers game, especially if you play it on a PC which supports a two player mode.
Despite it's arcade influence/Atari aesthetic; it's controls are not stuck in the 1980s and it plays like a natural successor (or pastiche) to those old games instead of a parody.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:30 pm
by YMix
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:10 am
by noddy
oh you
pc master race guys, you crack me up.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:43 pm
by YMix
if anyone is into horror adventure games,
Stasis is coming out in two days.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:33 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Computer Games
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:06 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Nice, but still doesn't beat 'death stare' Luigi
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Re: Computer Games
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:54 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Speaking of Mario though, my brother brought this game over yesterday:
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Now, a level creator is nothing special, but infinite 2d Mario levels is a-ok with me.
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Re: Computer Games
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:02 pm
by Parodite
My youngest daughter is hooked on this one:
http://agar.io/
Kind of life like... how it is.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:52 pm
by YMix
Speaking of the PC master race, I'm on Metacritic watching Fallout 4 go down in flames. Average user score 5.1. The gaming websites obviously gave it high marks.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:14 pm
by noddy
YMix wrote:Speaking of the PC master race, I'm on Metacritic watching Fallout 4 go down in flames. Average user score 5.1. The gaming websites obviously gave it high marks.
yeh, ive been noticing that, a very amusing seperation between the pro critics and the user ones.
apparently they have made it less fallout, more skyrim and thats pissing off the hardcore fallout fans who wanted an improved new vegas, not a rehash of 3, they also made it for console and then ported it to pcm, which brings out the froth of lunacy in the master race.
i found skyrim mindboggling tedious and only managed to rush my way through fallout 3 during a boring period in my life, i have since tried again and couldnt progress out of the first town.
my next purchase will be as stupid and mindless as is possible and perfect for killing an hour once a week, just cause 3, when it hits the bargain bins.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 4:33 am
by Typhoon
noddy wrote: . . .
my next purchase will be as stupid and mindless as is possible and perfect for killing an hour once a week, just cause 3, when it hits the bargain bins.
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Re: Computer Games
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:56 am
by noddy
thats ermm. amazaing.
shame it looks like one of those dinky button mashing quicktime things, if they had of made it an action game id be sold.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:01 pm
by Simple Minded
Typhoon wrote:noddy wrote: . . .
my next purchase will be as stupid and mindless as is possible and perfect for killing an hour once a week, just cause 3, when it hits the bargain bins.
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Hanging with you guys has expanded my horizons.
Suddenly, I understand why the young'uns are so discontented with reality and prefer to live in virtual reality.
who says technology can't make people happier.....
I wonder what those girls were wearing prior to AGW striking with such intensity?
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:59 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
SIMPLE MINDED DISCOVERS VIDEO GAMES
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:30 am
by noddy
NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:SIMPLE MINDED DISCOVERS VIRTUAL BOOBIES
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Re: Computer Games
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 1:17 pm
by Simple Minded
noddy wrote:NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:SIMPLE MINDED DISCOVERS VIRTUAL BOOBIES
ftfy
I first discovered virtual boobies at OTNOT...... twice!
You two make a nice pair!
FTFY: Originally means "fixed that for you." It also works as a double meaning for "genuflect this genuflect you."
Hopefully the next version of PAC MAN or SPACE INVADERS will have virtual boobies.....
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:37 am
by noddy
teenage boy simulator loaded.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 3:46 pm
by Simple Minded
noddy wrote:
teenage boy simulator loaded.
needs more boobies....
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:03 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Simple Minded wrote:noddy wrote:NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:SIMPLE MINDED DISCOVERS VIRTUAL BOOBIES
ftfy
I first discovered virtual boobies at OTNOT...... twice!
You two make a nice pair!
FTFY: Originally means "fixed that for you." It also works as a double meaning for "genuflect this genuflect you."
Hopefully the next version of PAC MAN or SPACE INVADERS will have virtual boobies.....
While MS. PAC-MAN with modern video-game boob physics would be interesting, I think you'll be stuck with the two of us for a while before that happens.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:01 am
by noddy
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:09 pm
by Simple Minded
If they want to keep the social Ponzi schemes afloat, western govts should probably worry more about banning video games than guns.
If you young guys don't start breeding more, us old guys are f**ked, figuratively, if not literally.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:11 pm
by noddy
Simple Minded wrote:
If they want to keep the social Ponzi schemes afloat, western govts should probably worry more about banning video games than guns.
If you young guys don't start breeding more, us old guys are f**ked, figuratively, if not literally.
you all look the same once i got my VR goggles on
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Re: Computer Games
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:13 pm
by Simple Minded
NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:
While MS. PAC-MAN with modern video-game boob physics would be interesting, I think you'll be stuck with the two of us for a while before that happens.
As I said, you two make a nice pair..... and at my age, the humor is appreciated more than boob physics (lack of RAM), which I assume is not a euphemism for climate science?
I think Steyn had a chapter in his book on climate science called Mann boobs.
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:17 pm
by Simple Minded
noddy wrote:
you all look the same once i got my VR goggles on
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noddy gropes around blindly, looking for something that has an appropriatly shaped container for his seed
In the good ole days, you could order x-rays glasses, that would enable you to see thru any burka, from any decent comic book....
given the obesity rate among young women in America, I both understand my attractiveness, and think the VR googles a more effective solution.
How much fer the software upgrade that makes male goats look like female sheep?
who says tech can't create happiness!
Re: Computer Games
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 3:13 pm
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Simple Minded wrote:NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:
While MS. PAC-MAN with modern video-game boob physics would be interesting, I think you'll be stuck with the two of us for a while before that happens.
As I said, you two make a nice pair..... and at my age, the humor is appreciated more than boob physics (lack of RAM), which I assume is not a euphemism for climate science?
I think Steyn had a chapter in his book on climate science called Mann boobs.
well, that sounds about rights: everything comes around to boobs.
