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“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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Please stop sending us tweets about the RNC. Sincerely, the RNC.
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To the tune to the only Grateful Dead song I know, Casey Jones- which may or may not be apropos to this 2016 election- who knows! Title's changed to "Donald Trump"

"Donald Trump"

Driving that train
straight past McCain.
Donald Trump you better
watch your 'do.
Borders ahead, borders behind;
and you know some beano
just crossed the line!

This old scion makes it on time
Leaves Grand Central 'bout a quarter to nine
Hits Tom's River at seventeen two
At a quarter to ten you know it's travelin' again

Driving that train
straight past McCain.
Donald Trump you better
watch your 'do.
Borders ahead, borders behind;
and you know some beano
just crossed the line!

Trouble ahead, Melania has read
Michelle's advice- it's better, less said!
Ghostwriter's sleeping, train hundred and two, is
on the wrong track and headed for Newt!

Driving that train
straight past McCain.
Donald Trump you better
watch your 'do.
Borders ahead, borders behind;
and you know some beano
just crossed the line!

Build your wall, whoo!
Trouble with you is the trouble with me.
Got two good eyes but you still don't see.
Come round the bend, you know it's the end,
Hillary screams and the engine just gleams

{{Driving that train
straight past McCain.
Donald Trump you better
watch your 'do.
Borders ahead, borders behind;
and you know some beano
just crossed the line!}} x3

and you know some beano just cross the line
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NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:To the tune to the only Grateful Dead song I know, Casey Jones- which may or may not be apropos to this 2016 election- who knows! Title's changed to "Donald Trump"

"Donald Trump"

Driving that train
straight past McCain.
Donald Trump you better
watch your 'do.
Borders ahead, borders behind;
and you know some beano
just crossed the line!

This old scion makes it on time
Leaves Grand Central 'bout a quarter to nine
Hits Tom's River at seventeen two
At a quarter to ten you know it's travelin' again

Driving that train
straight past McCain.
Donald Trump you better
watch your 'do.
Borders ahead, borders behind;
and you know some beano
just crossed the line!

Trouble ahead, Melania has read
Michelle's advice- it's better, less said!
Ghostwriter's sleeping, train hundred and two, is
on the wrong track and headed for Newt!

Driving that train
straight past McCain.
Donald Trump you better
watch your 'do.
Borders ahead, borders behind;
and you know some beano
just crossed the line!

Build your wall, whoo!
Trouble with you is the trouble with me.
Got two good eyes but you still don't see.
Come round the bend, you know it's the end,
Hillary screams and the engine just gleams

{{Driving that train
straight past McCain.
Donald Trump you better
watch your 'do.
Borders ahead, borders behind;
and you know some beano
just crossed the line!}} x3

and you know some beano just cross the line
You yutes and yer lack of musical exposure :roll:

Substitute "Trump" for "Peace"....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sjSHazjrWg
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"Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy"
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I'll be damned. Looks like they mean it when they say "Making America One Again!"

Reaching across the isle. Party of inclusionism. Big Tent approach. That's how you win erections.
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Simple Minded wrote:
I'll be damned. Looks like they mean it when they say "Making America One Again!"

Reaching across the isle. Party of inclusionism. Big Tent approach. That's how you win erections.
:lol:

One hopes they have the common courtesy to not just reach across, but to also reach around . . .
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Incoming lawsuit.
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
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WHAT? Race a factor in politics?

When did this happen? said Rip Van Winkle.

http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-gov ... 30872.html
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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Trump Elected World President!

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One of the first bon mots I learned while living in Chicago was
Vote early, vote often, vote Daley.
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Trump + Pence are

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"I hear that Donald Trump is watching the Olympics tonight. He's seeing how high the Mexican pole vaulters go."

~ feelthejohnson.com
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Urban Dictionary | "Trump Brag"
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