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Re: Levitas

Postby Nonc Hilaire » Fri May 26, 2017 9:47 pm

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Re: Levitas

Postby Typhoon » Tue May 30, 2017 1:42 am

:lol:

Wonder if the fx team had it in for the commentators.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Typhoon » Tue May 30, 2017 1:43 am

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Re: Levitas

Postby Miss_Faucie_Fishtits » Wed May 31, 2017 7:31 pm

That gave me the....... feels. My first dollfie was a birch log. My brother peeled the bark off her..... oh, the humanity...... :cry: .........
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Re: Levitas

Postby Typhoon » Mon Jun 05, 2017 5:01 am

MMA vs Traditional Tai Chi:



Tai Chi "Master" pulls helicopter using his penis:



Conclusion.

In the fight with the MMA, the Tai Chi guy should have whipped out his penis and bitch slapped his opponent silly.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Nonc Hilaire » Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:38 pm

Dunno about that. The MMA guy had his rotor blades running.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Heracleum Persicum » Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:16 pm

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Got to love the Irish ...


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A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar,

was a gifted portrait artist.

Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon

people from all over Ireland were coming to the town

of Miltown Malbay, in County Clare, to get him

to paint their likenesses.



One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived

at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he

would paint her in the nude.



This being the first time anyone had made such a

request he was a bit perturbed, particularly when

the woman told him that money was no object;

in fact, and she was willing to pay up to £10,000.



Not wanting to get into any marital strife,

he asked her to wait while he went into the house

to confer with Mary, his wife. They talked much

about the Rightness and Wrongness of it.

It was hard to make the decision but finally

his wife agreed, on one condition.



In a few minutes he returned.



"T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus,"

he said, "The wife says it's okay. "I'll paint you in the

nude all right; but I have to at least leave me socks on,


so I have a place to wipe me brushes."

.



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Re: Levitas

Postby Typhoon » Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:06 am

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Re: Levitas

Postby Simple Minded » Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:13 pm

Typhoon wrote:


:lol:

and some worry about AGW....
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Re: Levitas

Postby Miss_Faucie_Fishtits » Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:50 am

Wull.... why not? Damn,we are boring.....XP.......

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Re: Levitas

Postby Simple Minded » Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:01 pm

PSA published by the Strine Department of FOWF:

http://www.thebrofessional.net/things-a ... +Australia

er, uh, I mean the Strine Ministry of FOWF.

"Department of FOWF" sounds cold and bureaucratic, but "Ministry of FOWF" sounds helpful and caring. :P
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Re: Levitas

Postby noddy » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:53 am

if only our famed beasties had a higher success rate, curse you modern science.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Simple Minded » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:13 pm

noddy wrote:if only our famed beasties had a higher success rate, curse you modern science.


It's a worthwhile PR campaign. Maybe if you used modern science to cross breed Dingos with Sharks who breed like rabbits and are as cute and as harmless looking as Wombats? I think landbased, fast moving vicious predators whom people can't resist trying to pet may be a viable solution.

We keep publicizing racism, sexism, everything-o-phobia, 57 different genders, mosquitoes with zika, aids, AGW, white rural rednecks with guns, black urban rednecks with guns, religious freaks of all stripes, rats in NYC, and the dirty, smelly, furreigners just keep on coming....

How much must the Motherland suck for anyone to want to live in Merika?
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Re: Levitas

Postby Parodite » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:26 pm

Outside, away from the noise, grows a flower.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Simple Minded » Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:54 am

Parodite wrote:


Must be a Strine parrot. One of my friends has an African grey. Wickedly smart, and anyone who thinks parrots don't understand language context, has never spent much time with one.

Finding f**king humans that f**king understand f**king context, that's a much rarer bird....
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Re: Levitas

Postby noddy » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:16 am

heh.

cockatoos are extremely smart critters, they live a long time (50-100 years) and can survive in arid areas with decade long droughts.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Typhoon » Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:49 pm

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or should I file this under "Mathematics"

Postby Brecher » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:36 pm

I have seen some ultrafinitists go so far as to challenge the existence of 2100 as a natural number, in the sense of there being a series of “points” of that length. There is the obvious “draw the line” objection, asking where in 21, 22, 23, … , 2100 do we stop having “Platonistic reality”? Here this … is totally innocent, in that it can be easily be replaced by 100 items (names) separated by commas. I raised just this objection with the (extreme) ultrafinitist Yessenin-Volpin during a lecture of his. He asked me to be more specific. I then proceeded to start with 21 and asked him whether this is “real” or something to that effect. He virtually immediately said yes. Then I asked about 22, and he again said yes, but with a perceptible delay. Then 23, and yes, but with more delay. This continued for a couple of more times, till it was obvious how he was handling this objection. Sure, he was prepared to always answer yes, but he was going to take 2100 times as long to answer yes to 2100 then he would to answering 21. There is no way that I could get very far with this.

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Re: or should I file this under "Mathematics"

Postby Simple Minded » Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:40 am

Brecher wrote:I have seen some ultrafinitists go so far as to challenge the existence of 2100 as a natural number, in the sense of there being a series of “points” of that length. There is the obvious “draw the line” objection, asking where in 21, 22, 23, … , 2100 do we stop having “Platonistic reality”? Here this … is totally innocent, in that it can be easily be replaced by 100 items (names) separated by commas. I raised just this objection with the (extreme) ultrafinitist Yessenin-Volpin during a lecture of his. He asked me to be more specific. I then proceeded to start with 21 and asked him whether this is “real” or something to that effect. He virtually immediately said yes. Then I asked about 22, and he again said yes, but with a perceptible delay. Then 23, and yes, but with more delay. This continued for a couple of more times, till it was obvious how he was handling this objection. Sure, he was prepared to always answer yes, but he was going to take 2100 times as long to answer yes to 2100 then he would to answering 21. There is no way that I could get very far with this.

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this is the right place, alright. natural numbers?

I'm pretty sure all numbers are human made constructs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultrafinitism some univerisities have far too much money at their disposal....
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Re: Levitas

Postby Simple Minded » Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:03 pm

Not everyone in America is xenophobic:

http://www.chron.com/life/article/Cypre ... 233481.php


My new morning affirmation. I say this to myself each morning 100 times before I get out of bed.

"I want to feel like the first lady that I know I am inside."
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Re: Levitas

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Re: Levitas

Postby Typhoon » Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:56 am

"To boldly go where no man has gone before."

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Re: Levitas

Postby Typhoon » Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:02 pm

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Re: Levitas

Postby Nonc Hilaire » Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:02 am

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