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Nonc Hilaire wrote:
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Colonel, not sure whether this belongs here or "American foreign policy" thread



Tajikistan state TV says prostitutes are wearing hijabs to drive up prices

. . state television has aired a documentary that alleges that prostitutes in the country have been wearing Islamic veils to earn more money . .

:lol: :lol:


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Letting down the hijab is incredibly sexy, right up there with the librarian letting down her bun and removing the eyeglasses. There is a symbolic acceptance of a submissive role.

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true

but, enjoying a special "Sex-In-Hijab" needs a degree of sophistication, hardly 2b found in Tajikistan
$ 10 per pop sex cliental

As the papers saying Tajik government started forbidding Hijaab, seems to me, Tajik government stipulating anybody wearing Hijaab must be a hooker .. a direct insult to those woman wearing Hijaab.

Will backfire badly, as the society is religions

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Whatever happened to...

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kmich wrote:Whatever happened to...

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Sent off on an involuntary holiday for several months.
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Chinese panda’s 18-minute mating session sets new record,
turns Lu Lu ‘the Enduring Brother’ into national hero




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BEIJING — They call him “the Enduring Brother.”

For the second time in days, a particularly amorous male panda in China has smashed the record for longest mating session, zookeepers say.

The video of his 18-minutes-and-3-second romp on Saturday has gone viral in China, with bloggers praising the panda named Lu Lu for his enthusiasm, technique and — above all else — stamina.

To appreciate the staggering nature of Lu Lu’s accomplishment, experts say, one must consider some of the finer points of panda copulation.


For instance, the fact that female pandas are fertile only once a year. And that the brief ovulation window only lasts two to three days.

No wonder they’re endangered. It’s a lot of pressure to put on anyone.

So experts have resorted to some pretty zany ideas in the past to get the captive pandas in the mood — like making them watch “panda porn” and keeping a detailed database of particularly potent and performance-ready males.

Experts at the D.C. National Zoo a few years ago, for instance, were so desperate to solve their male panda’s fertility problems that they put him through a strict regimen of workouts to strengthen his hind legs and improve his technique.

Amid all this angst over the panda performance issues, comes the record-setting feats of Lu Lu.

Lu Lu — a bear Chinese scientists rescued from the wild in 1999 — set the first of his two recent records late last month. His passionate encounter with a female named Zhen Zhen lasted 7 minutes and 45 seconds, according to experts at the China Research and Conservation Center of the Giant Panda in Sichuan.

By comparison, the usual panda mating, ranges from 30 seconds to five minutes, experts say.

Lu Lu’s accomplishment was hailed far and wide, including the Communist Party’s flagship paper People’s Daily.

But that was all just prelude, it turns out, to his even greater record-shattering performance just a few days later.

This time around it was with a female named Xi Mei. Xi Mei has a good record as mate, having given birth to eight cubs since 2005. At first, scientists on Saturday tried to set her up with another male panda named Yi Bao because the two on paper shared such genetic compatibility.

But when the time came, Yi Bao couldn’t be less interested.

They brought in a second male, named Bai Yang, who turned out even worse, outright attacking Xi Mei. A zookeeper had to pour cold water simply to separate the two.

So in the end, scientists turned to their stud-in-residence: Lu Lu.


Lu Lu is very respectful, although hesitant

“Like humans, animals have feelings too,” the scientists noted in a surprisingly animated live posting on Chinese social media as Lu Lu’s session began. “Xi Mei is a bit timid and seems to be avoiding,” they posted, as if still traumatized by the earlier attack.

“Lu Lu is very respectful, although hesitant. After calming down for a while, he finally decided to stay by Xi Mei’s side! Applause for the brave Xi Mei and the gentle Lu Lu!”

The two soon launched into an 18-minute marathon that Chinese officials would later describe in restrained terms simply as “quite successful.”
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Glad to read that the mainstrean media is becoming so excited about fundamental science:

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I must object -- any posts related to hardon collisions belong in the "Steer, Queers, and Homosexuality" thread.
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lol... looks like the BBC accidentally loosened up its stiffy upper lip.
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Typhoon wrote:Glad to read that the mainstrean media is becoming so excited about fundamental science:

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IIRC, a technical paper stated that the Vagina Collider was shut down because it often alternated between hyper-critical mode and over reactive mode without any prior indications.

Additionally, for four days a month, it was so unpredictable and unstable, they couldn't find any scientists willing to work with it.

One scientist was quoted as saying "This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind! Women?....... Keep em in the kitchen or the bedroom!"
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Thou shalt not give strong drink to the proofreaders, either. :lol:
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Some kind of epic awfulness. Wait for the bat scream about two and a half minutes in, it will take you attention away from everything else.....;>.......:

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"Why is the cemetary the most popular spot in town? People are dying to get in!"

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How does that song go?

"You Can Leave Your Hajib On"
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Parodite wrote:lol... looks like the BBC accidentally loosened up its stiffy upper lip.
Perhaps the Law of the Conservation of Stiffness . . .
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Knock knock joke

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Knock knock
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Azrael wrote:Knock knock
Who's there?
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Nonc Hilaire wrote:
Azrael wrote:Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
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Azrael wrote:
Nonc Hilaire wrote:
Azrael wrote:Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
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