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Simple Minded wrote:
Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:
noddy wrote:a newsagent with a sense of humour.

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beefcake, cheescake and ermm.
Guess who has best pecs, tho......;)..........
If one were to have sex with all three...... which would be the most memorable?

Don unda, the ORZ sayin is "Back when men were men, women were men, and roos were just plain nervous!"
its not the roos who are nervous!

red roos are 200 odd pounds of critter that can kick wolves in the head and survive in the harshest conditions on the planet.

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noddy wrote:
Simple Minded wrote:
Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:
noddy wrote:a newsagent with a sense of humour.

https://i.redditmedia.com/KuV4z1-dU7YX_ ... f353077ff2

beefcake, cheescake and ermm.
Guess who has best pecs, tho......;)..........
If one were to have sex with all three...... which would be the most memorable?

Don unda, the ORZ sayin is "Back when men were men, women were men, and roos were just plain nervous!"
its not the roos who are nervous!

red roos are 200 odd pounds of critter that can kick wolves in the head and survive in the harshest conditions on the planet.

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Well, he is from the land of Schwarzenegger, right? Maybe him and Arnold worked out at the same gym.

Good thing this dude didn't try this with Roger:
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saw the alleged panic over doing your own petrol.

we havent had attendants to do it since the late 70's - margins are too tight for that.
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noddy wrote:saw the alleged panic over doing your own petrol.

we havent had attendants to do it since the late 70's - margins are too tight for that.
I don't think I have seen a gas station attendant since the 1970's either. Must have been an Oregon state law designed to create jobs that was repealed.
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Interesting debate.

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Still the norm at a lot of petrol stations in Japan.
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Simple Minded wrote:
noddy wrote:saw the alleged panic over doing your own petrol.

we havent had attendants to do it since the late 70's - margins are too tight for that.
I don't think I have seen a gas station attendant since the 1970's either. Must have been an Oregon state law designed to create jobs that was repealed.
What, you've never driven through Jersey?

I hear they're gas attendant unions are still run by the mob too,

so not only will they pump gas for you; they'll pump lead as well, if you ask them kindly.

Or maybe I should say: In New Jersey you can get gas both leaded or unleaded. :)
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NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:
Simple Minded wrote:
noddy wrote:saw the alleged panic over doing your own petrol.

we havent had attendants to do it since the late 70's - margins are too tight for that.
I don't think I have seen a gas station attendant since the 1970's either. Must have been an Oregon state law designed to create jobs that was repealed.
What, you've never driven through Jersey?

I hear they're gas attendant unions are still run by the mob too,

so not only will they pump gas for you; they'll pump lead as well, if you ask them kindly.

Or maybe I should say: In New Jersey you can get gas both leaded or unleaded. :)
:lol:

Last time I was in NJ was June 1977. Good to know full service stations still exist. Tipping is advised.
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NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:
Simple Minded wrote:
noddy wrote:saw the alleged panic over doing your own petrol.

we havent had attendants to do it since the late 70's - margins are too tight for that.
I don't think I have seen a gas station attendant since the 1970's either. Must have been an Oregon state law designed to create jobs that was repealed.
What, you've never driven through Jersey?

I hear they're gas attendant unions are still run by the mob too,

so not only will they pump gas for you; they'll pump lead as well, if you ask them kindly.

Or maybe I should say: In New Jersey you can get gas both leaded or unleaded. :)
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huh, sometimes art reflects life....
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Simple Minded wrote:
NapLajoieonSteroids wrote:
Simple Minded wrote:
noddy wrote:saw the alleged panic over doing your own petrol.

we havent had attendants to do it since the late 70's - margins are too tight for that.
I don't think I have seen a gas station attendant since the 1970's either. Must have been an Oregon state law designed to create jobs that was repealed.
What, you've never driven through Jersey?

I hear they're gas attendant unions are still run by the mob too,

so not only will they pump gas for you; they'll pump lead as well, if you ask them kindly.

Or maybe I should say: In New Jersey you can get gas both leaded or unleaded. :)
:lol:

Last time I was in NJ was June 1977. Good to know full service stations still exist. Tipping is advised.
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While the wayback machine is still on . . .

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Fun in the car. At least they sort of wear their seat belts and shoulder harnesses except for the lady in the back seat. Don't want those nice girls to get hurt.

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Simple Minded wrote:huh, sometimes art reflects life....
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