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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women (from England, Wales, and Scotland) were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, ‘ave ya ever been fooked, Laddie?’

The man broke into a big smile and said, `no´.

She said, ‘Aye – Ya will be when tha tide comes in!
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It is good to know that nonsensical translations cross all cultures.
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One comedian - social commentator that I miss:

K0MKBdD2FGA
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Typhoon wrote:
noddy wrote:Image
It is good to know that nonsensical translations cross all cultures.

rice fried in pork fat sound pretty good , id be happy with that one.
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Indeed.

Certainly better than a famous C-English menu item:

"F*ck the duck until exploded."
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its a serious problem but ive decided to offer my services and fix it.

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Typhoon wrote:One comedian - social commentator that I miss:

K0MKBdD2FGA
Actually mommy keeps the stick under her pillow, since daddy left. Sometimes she puts batteries in it......'>..........

MEANIE CRIME POET sounds sorta badass if you do it right. I sorta like it.....;)..........
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:
Typhoon wrote:One comedian - social commentator that I miss:

K0MKBdD2FGA
Actually mommy keeps the stick under her pillow, since daddy left. Sometimes she puts batteries in it......'>..........
:lol:
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:lol: Good to know that redneckism infects even superior cultures like Japanese...
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apparently the priests in northern australia prefer the aircon.

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Sinbad is giving the sermon? In that lil' dump hotel?? Man, that's D-list.......'>......

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That is the problem with today. It is always under construction and never finished until yesterday.

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