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Coin rocker?
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Nonc Hilaire wrote:Coin rocker?
Coin locker at the Fuji Rock Festival.
Locker/rocker. Well, it made me smile.

No "l" in Japanese.
The Japanese text is in Katakana which is used for phonetic approximation of foreign words.

コ [Ko] イ ン [n] ロ [ro] ッカ [kk] ー [ā]

One of the main sources of J-Engrish.
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Typhoon wrote:
Nonc Hilaire wrote:Coin rocker?
Coin locker at the Fuji Rock Festival.
Locker/rocker. Well, it made me smile.

No "l" in Japanese.
The Japanese text is in Katakana which is used for phonetic approximation of foreign words.

コ [Ko] イ ン [n] ロ [ro] ッカ [kk] ー [ā]

One of the main sources of J-Engrish.


Explains why you guys aren't obsessed with elections..... like Merikans ;)
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Simple Minded wrote:
Typhoon wrote:
Nonc Hilaire wrote:Coin rocker?
Coin locker at the Fuji Rock Festival.
Locker/rocker. Well, it made me smile.

No "l" in Japanese.
The Japanese text is in Katakana which is used for phonetic approximation of foreign words.

コ [Ko] イ ン [n] ロ [ro] ッカ [kk] ー [ā]

One of the main sources of J-Engrish.


Explains why you guys aren't obsessed with elections..... like Merikans ;)


Too busy having a good time

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how to combat ‘whiteness'

https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/34912/

in the olden days, they used shoe polish.....
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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"You think nothing is knowable!"
"I do?"
"Yes!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"But how would I know?"
"Cause I said so!"
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The Facts of Life

When you eat something, it takes 7 seconds what you have in your mouth to descend into your stomach.
A human hair can lift 3kg.
The length of the penis is 3x the length of the thumb.
The heart of a woman beats 3x faster than the heart of a man.
Women blink with their eyes twice more often than men.
We need already 300 muscles to just stand up straight.

The woman has read this text.
The man is still watching his thumb.
Deep down I'm very superficial
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Satire level: off the scale.
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Apparently it not neo Nazis and Antifa that we should be alarmed about, but . . .

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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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