Levitas

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If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.

Marry the wrong person, everyday is Ching Ming Day (Chinese Sweep Grave Day).

If you marry a childish person, everyday is Children's Day (April 4th).

If you marry a cheater or liar, everyday is April Fool's Day.

IF YOU DON'T GET MARRIED, EVERYDAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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Heracleum Persicum wrote:.
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If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.

Marry the wrong person, everyday is Ching Ming Day (Chinese Sweep Grave Day).

If you marry a childish person, everyday is Children's Day (April 4th).

If you marry a cheater or liar, everyday is April Fool's Day.

IF YOU DON'T GET MARRIED, EVERYDAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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:lol:


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If you don't have a girlfriend, every day is Palm Sunday.
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Nonc Hilaire wrote:
Heracleum Persicum wrote:.
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If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.

Marry the wrong person, everyday is Ching Ming Day (Chinese Sweep Grave Day).

If you marry a childish person, everyday is Children's Day (April 4th).

If you marry a cheater or liar, everyday is April Fool's Day.

IF YOU DON'T GET MARRIED, EVERYDAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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:lol:


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If you don't have a girlfriend, every day is Palm Sunday.
as my masturbation addiction escalated into sex, it got completely out of hand.
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noddy wrote:
Nonc Hilaire wrote:
If you don't have a girlfriend, every day is Palm Sunday.
as my masturbation addiction escalated into sex, it got completely out of hand.
NOMFB, but.... with humans? Cause they're a lot less predictable..... just sayin.....
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noddy wrote:
Nonc Hilaire wrote:If you don't have a girlfriend, every day is Palm Sunday.
as my masturbation addiction escalated into sex, it got completely out of hand.
lol

a repost:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ
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Tip of the hat to a friend.

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As far as I can tell, the referee was the winner.
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Doc wrote:The accidental Haiku

https://twitter.com/accidental575
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Simple Minded wrote:
Doc wrote:The accidental Haiku

https://twitter.com/accidental575
:lol:
+1
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What is wrong with you Antipodeans?

Bored with dealing with your own refugees?

Now you're exporting your skills?
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1st date?
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i love florida man and florida woman.

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moar.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

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noddy wrote:DHQRZXM-4xI
Please keep the AV transmissions from the home planet coming........

yours truly,

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Typhoon wrote:Image

1st date?
Do you have her number?
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