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Alexis wrote:Let me shoot first.

This ad is in French, but English subtitles are included, and it's easily understood.

The product? ...I'll let you discover :)

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The evening news in Albania.

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That's Albanian.
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Lucky we have a resident expurt in eastern european cleavage !
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A perfectly nonpartisan news channel. Completely equal coverage of left and right extremes with a centrist focus.
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Nonc Hilaire wrote:A perfectly nonpartisan news channel. Completely equal coverage of left and right extremes with a centrist focus.
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YMix wrote:That's Albanian.
Thanks for the correction. Albania does seem to punch above it's weight when it comes to beautiful women.
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Parodite wrote:
Nonc Hilaire wrote:A perfectly nonpartisan news channel. Completely equal coverage of left and right extremes with a centrist focus.
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Indeed. :lol:
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A woman driving a minivan painted to resemble "Scooby-Doo's" Mystery Machine evaded Northern California police in a high-speed pursuit Sunday.

Sharon Kay Turman, 51, was driving a 1994 Chrysler Town & Country minivan when she outran Redding police just after noon, officials said.

The vehicle had been painted teal and green and bore the words "The Mystery Machine" — mimicking the Saturday morning cartoon van used to haul the famous Great Dane and his Mystery Inc. gang of amateur detectives Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy.

Although the official Scooby-Doo website notes that the Mystery Machine "is always ready to provide a quick getaway," Redding police were not amused.

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Turman eventually abandoned the minivan in an area of northwestern Tehama County, police said.

Although her whereabouts remain unknown, Turman's minivan was recovered and impounded by police.
And she did get away with it, too! :D
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YMix wrote:
A woman driving a minivan painted to resemble "Scooby-Doo's" Mystery Machine evaded Northern California police in a high-speed pursuit Sunday.

Sharon Kay Turman, 51, was driving a 1994 Chrysler Town & Country minivan when she outran Redding police just after noon, officials said.

The vehicle had been painted teal and green and bore the words "The Mystery Machine" — mimicking the Saturday morning cartoon van used to haul the famous Great Dane and his Mystery Inc. gang of amateur detectives Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy.

Although the official Scooby-Doo website notes that the Mystery Machine "is always ready to provide a quick getaway," Redding police were not amused.

[...]

Turman eventually abandoned the minivan in an area of northwestern Tehama County, police said.

Although her whereabouts remain unknown, Turman's minivan was recovered and impounded by police.
And she did get away with it, too! :D
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