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Re: Levitas

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Re: Levitas

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Re: Levitas

Postby Nonc Hilaire » Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:03 pm

They will not relent until a cup of coffee is $6.66
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Re: Levitas

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Re: Levitas

Postby noddy » Mon Nov 23, 2015 8:37 am

http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Regional ... urns-ugly/

HARARE (AFP): A 42-year-old unemployed man was crowned Zimbabwe's ugliest man at a pub pageant in Harare - but the contest turned ugly when the runner-up accused judges of bias.

Maison Sere, who was missing several teeth and dressed in torn overalls, beat off five other contestants for the US$500 (RM2,100) Mr Ugly prize - a large sum in a country facing massive unemploment.

"I want to thank God for winning this title, last time I came fourth. I just want to thank the judges for recognising me as the winner," Sere told journalists during a night of festivities Friday attended by 200 revellers.

But William Masvinu, a three-time Mr Ugly winner who walked off with a US$100 second prize this year, cried foul.

"The judges were not fair, the organisers must look for new judges to start the contest afresh. I did not lose today," Masvinu said.



how dare they accuse me of not being the ugliest person alive.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Simple Minded » Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:54 pm

noddy wrote:http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Regional/2015/11/21/mr-ugly-contest-turns-ugly/

HARARE (AFP): A 42-year-old unemployed man was crowned Zimbabwe's ugliest man at a pub pageant in Harare - but the contest turned ugly when the runner-up accused judges of bias.

Maison Sere, who was missing several teeth and dressed in torn overalls, beat off five other contestants for the US$500 (RM2,100) Mr Ugly prize - a large sum in a country facing massive unemploment.

"I want to thank God for winning this title, last time I came fourth. I just want to thank the judges for recognising me as the winner," Sere told journalists during a night of festivities Friday attended by 200 revellers.

But William Masvinu, a three-time Mr Ugly winner who walked off with a US$100 second prize this year, cried foul.

"The judges were not fair, the organisers must look for new judges to start the contest afresh. I did not lose today," Masvinu said.



how dare they accuse me of not being the ugliest person alive.


SJW's on the march in Zimbabwe? Or just normal people having fun with their humanness?

Sounds like Zimbabwe is emulating the American model...... "Hey, I'm worse off than you, I should get the cash prize!"

If the award was based on both appearance and attitude, the second place dude should have won. Too shallow a contest as it stands.

Perverse incentives always bring out the competitors best efforts in the race to the bottom......
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Re: Levitas

Postby Nonc Hilaire » Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:15 pm

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Re: Levitas

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Re: Levitas

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Re: Levitas

Postby Simple Minded » Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:37 pm

I saw this yesterday:

It is impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding like an Australian......
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Re: Levitas

Postby noddy » Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:44 pm

:)

thats nsw accent, wa accent is `good hay mayte`.
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Re: Levitas

Postby YMix » Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:37 am

Bud Weisser, 19, was placed under arrest for trespassing at the Budweiser Brewery located at 9th and Arsenal in St. Louis.

Police say Weisser entered a secured area at the brewery at after 6pm on Thursday. Security officers told him to leave and called police after an altercation.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Simple Minded » Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:04 pm

noddy wrote::)

thats nsw accent, wa accent is `good hay mayte`.


I had to Google NSW, Australia..... New South Wales...... I was betting on North South West..... ;)
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Re: Levitas

Postby Heracleum Persicum » Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:52 pm





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... nice


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Re: Levitas

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Re: Levitas

Postby YMix » Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:33 pm

That's an interesting way of putting it. A bit crude, though.

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Re: Levitas

Postby noddy » Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:44 pm

8.50 a w*nk is awesome good value.

and heres me thinking i was too broke to do it *phew*
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Re: Levitas

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