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Re: Levitas

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 1:19 am
by Typhoon
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Okay, Starbucks. Now you've gone too far.
[Credit: Weird Al Jankovic, according to a friend]

Re: Levitas

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:03 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
They will not relent until a cup of coffee is $6.66

Re: Levitas

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:11 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:00 pm
by Typhoon
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[Not the fail, but the response.]

Re: Levitas

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:15 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 8:37 am
by noddy
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Regional ... urns-ugly/
HARARE (AFP): A 42-year-old unemployed man was crowned Zimbabwe's ugliest man at a pub pageant in Harare - but the contest turned ugly when the runner-up accused judges of bias.

Maison Sere, who was missing several teeth and dressed in torn overalls, beat off five other contestants for the US$500 (RM2,100) Mr Ugly prize - a large sum in a country facing massive unemploment.

"I want to thank God for winning this title, last time I came fourth. I just want to thank the judges for recognising me as the winner," Sere told journalists during a night of festivities Friday attended by 200 revellers.

But William Masvinu, a three-time Mr Ugly winner who walked off with a US$100 second prize this year, cried foul.

"The judges were not fair, the organisers must look for new judges to start the contest afresh. I did not lose today," Masvinu said.
how dare they accuse me of not being the ugliest person alive.

Re: Levitas

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:54 pm
by Simple Minded
noddy wrote:http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Regional ... urns-ugly/
HARARE (AFP): A 42-year-old unemployed man was crowned Zimbabwe's ugliest man at a pub pageant in Harare - but the contest turned ugly when the runner-up accused judges of bias.

Maison Sere, who was missing several teeth and dressed in torn overalls, beat off five other contestants for the US$500 (RM2,100) Mr Ugly prize - a large sum in a country facing massive unemploment.

"I want to thank God for winning this title, last time I came fourth. I just want to thank the judges for recognising me as the winner," Sere told journalists during a night of festivities Friday attended by 200 revellers.

But William Masvinu, a three-time Mr Ugly winner who walked off with a US$100 second prize this year, cried foul.

"The judges were not fair, the organisers must look for new judges to start the contest afresh. I did not lose today," Masvinu said.
how dare they accuse me of not being the ugliest person alive.
SJW's on the march in Zimbabwe? Or just normal people having fun with their humanness?

Sounds like Zimbabwe is emulating the American model...... "Hey, I'm worse off than you, I should get the cash prize!"

If the award was based on both appearance and attitude, the second place dude should have won. Too shallow a contest as it stands.

Perverse incentives always bring out the competitors best efforts in the race to the bottom......

Re: Levitas

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:15 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:24 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:34 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:14 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 2:29 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:33 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 4:00 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:37 pm
by Simple Minded
I saw this yesterday:

It is impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding like an Australian......

Re: Levitas

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:44 pm
by noddy
:)

thats nsw accent, wa accent is `good hay mayte`.

Re: Levitas

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:37 am
by YMix
Bud Weisser, 19, was placed under arrest for trespassing at the Budweiser Brewery located at 9th and Arsenal in St. Louis.

Police say Weisser entered a secured area at the brewery at after 6pm on Thursday. Security officers told him to leave and called police after an altercation.

Re: Levitas

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:04 pm
by Simple Minded
noddy wrote::)

thats nsw accent, wa accent is `good hay mayte`.
I had to Google NSW, Australia..... New South Wales...... I was betting on North South West..... ;)

Re: Levitas

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:52 pm
by Heracleum Persicum
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:30 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:18 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:33 pm
by YMix
That's an interesting way of putting it. A bit crude, though.

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Re: Levitas

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:44 pm
by noddy
8.50 a w*nk is awesome good value.

and heres me thinking i was too broke to do it *phew*

Re: Levitas

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:28 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:36 pm
by Typhoon
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