Political Levitas

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly.
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Tomo News | Man arrested after he drives to Washington to ‘self-investigate' fake Hillary Clinton news story with a gun
An armed man was arrested Sunday after firing his weapon inside a Washington, D.C. pizza restaurant to “self investigate” a conspiracy theory about a child prostitution ring run by Hillary Clinton.
As this moran did not injury anyone, his credulity is a bit funny.
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Trump has surrounded himself with bald liars. This is a hairbinger, mark my words!
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
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:lol:
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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but
don't really understand The New York Times.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could find the time and if they didn't have to leave
Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on
the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the
country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while
intoxicated.

9. The Chicago Tribune is read by people that are in prison that used to run
the state, & would like to do so again, as would their constituents that are
currently free on bail.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but
need the baseball scores.

11. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there
is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that
they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay,
handicapped, minority, feminist, atheists, and those who also happen to be
illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that
they are not Republicans.

12. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery
store.

13. The Seattle Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and
need something to wrap it in.

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Very good across the Pond update of the Yes, Prime Minister classic.
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not sure where to buy this, but if anyone needs Christmas gift ideas for their Dem friends...
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:lol:
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:D
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If God has a sense of humor, he'll ground Jesus until 2021....
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yep...
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Reminds me of the old wise ass reply similar to "does a bear shite in the woods?"

"Does Chatty Kathy have a plastic pussy?"
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last one for the day, my sides are hurting...... probably due to either Trump or climate change...
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A lot of people who don't like Trump should find this soothing......
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apologies to Typhoon...
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and to Alaskans.....
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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