Political Levitas

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly.
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With the apparent resurgence in popular of socialism/communism amongst some young in the West,
those who have no direct experience, a friend sent me this old joke,
one he first told me years ago when the SU was still a going, yet tottering, concern.
A Western academic was visiting the former Soviet Russia.
He went with his local colleague to a supermarket.
The Westerner was surprised to see that there were only two checkout counters in such a large store.
Overcome by curiosity, he asked his colleague,
"Professor, why are there only two checkout counters here? In the West, we would have at least seven."
The academic replied, "Oh, that is due to the remarkable efficiency of our glorious Soviet economy."
"How so?" asked his now very curious Western guest.
"Simple.", replied the local.
"One writes down what one needs on a piece of paper and takes it to the first counter.
The woman at the first counter reads it and replies
"нет (Net; There isn't any)".
One then takes one's order to the second counter where the woman there reads it and replies
"и их не будет (I ikh ne budet; And there won't be any)".
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I heard the price yesterday was $399. It ain't cheap for a snowflake to properly dress to show how much they care.
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Simple Minded wrote:I heard the price yesterday was $399. It ain't cheap for a snowflake to properly dress to show how much they care.
Dry clean only.
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So totally not a military takeover of government. No way......;)........
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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In Blue America, if you don't believe everything a black guy says yer a racist..... or a lezbetians
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THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN
The most significant reform process underway anywhere in the Middle East today is in Saudi Arabia




Hurrrrraaaaaa .. woman can now drive car and even bicycle in Medina :lol: :lol: :lol:


Wonder how much Thomas got to write this

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pepe le pew is unlikely to get many reruns :)
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noddy wrote:
Typhoon wrote:
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pepe le pew is unlikely to get many reruns :)
:lol:

Pepe le Pew will probably be banished by upper-class white SJWs as was Speedy Gonzales despite Speedy's popularity with Hispanics.
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

Teresa of Ávila
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The Republican Party is "akin' for moore".
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
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YMix wrote:The Republican Party is "akin' for moore".
:lol:
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YMix wrote:The Republican Party is "akin' for moore".
If I was Moore, I would have changed my campaign slogan weeks ago to either

"Chics dig me!" or "I'm in this race balls deep!"

Or with permission from Hilary's campaign..... "I'm with her!"

HAPPY ERECTION DAY! to all y'all in Alabama!
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if he loses, its cause he wore a black hat....... where are the handlers?
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