Political Levitas

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly.
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.


The first surgeon, from New York, says,

'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds,

'Yeah,but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded.

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,
'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:

'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys
always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:

'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine ..and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Merkel lets comedian face prosecution for Erdoğan poem

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WTF is Merkel's major malfunction?
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the extremists are expected to be dressed as vendors at the European resorts, selling things like sunglasses, drinks and ice cream.

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I once knew a guy that would always miss work on Mondays. He was a second day Adventist.
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:lol: Well done. The hypocrisy of both sides. Neither is consistently pro-choice/pro-freedom.
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“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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