Political Levitas

[Mr. Perfect]

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New Report Finds Adult Film Star May Have Paid Over $130,000 To Cover Up Sexual Encounter With Trump

NEW YORK—Alleging she was deeply concerned about the destructive effect the revelation could have on her reputation, a new report released Tuesday suggests that adult film star Stormy Daniels may have paid over $130,000 to cover up a sexual encounter with Donald Trump. “Newly uncovered legal documents seem to indicate that Ms. Daniels paid out six figures to keep Trump quiet about a sexual encounter that undoubtedly would have proved embarrassing and perhaps career-threatening,” said report coauthor Wendy Thorpe, adding that the star of films such as Tit Happens and Love Potion 69 was so desperate to keep the liaison under wraps that she insisted on using pseudonyms in the settlement to protect her identity if it was ever discovered. “In addition to Ms. Daniels, we have identified at least four other women who each paid out more than $100,000 in order to bury humiliating stories about their potentially ruinous trysts with Trump. Understandably, each of the women was deeply concerned that he would go public and completely destroy their careers.” At press time, Daniel’s lawyers had issued a statement condemning the report and claiming that any insinuation of a sexual relationship between Donald Trump and their client was nothing more than a “shameful and outrageous” attempt to defame her.

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.. I liked RR .. different class .. apples and oranges

Where are those American politicians ? our beloved America needs them now

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And they vote ! ! !


The following questions were in last year's GED examination,
with genuine answers from 18 year-old students.


Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election..

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)

Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental..

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death.

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, yet brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. the abdomen)?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U.

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby.

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'.
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
(Ah yes, Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A.When you are sick at the airport. (irrefutable)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (brilliant)

AND WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST:

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. (now we are getting somewhere)
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[Mr. Perfect]

America is becoming Great Again.

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[Mr. Perfect]

Every day is like Christmas.

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[Mr. Perfect]

Still laughing so hard

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[Mr. Perfect]

Never gets old.

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I cry tears of joy.

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[Mr. Perfect]

Democrats, what a disaster, Azari why did you side with such pathetic losers.

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NYT, never saw it coming, what a disaster...

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Lol, what morons Media people are. Total morons. Who would listen to these morons.

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Why would anyone listen to a lying moron media Democrat? Who listens to these people? Azari, you have the mic.

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Oh, look at poor porr morons at NYT. Poor porr morons, can't count on hands and fingers. Azari, why would anyone listen to such morons? Any ideas?

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This one is really pretty good.

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This is a good one too.

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This one is pretty good.

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This was entertaining.

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I love this country.

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Look at your party Azari. What a disaster...

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not sure where, so I posted it here.....

not sure if the artists they contracted liked the Obama's or did not like them..... almost seems like mockery.... but then again, I'm not an artist!


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