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Recent reports out of Iraq reveal that an Israeli colonel named Yusi Oulen Shahak, a reputed member of the elite Golani Brigade, was captured while embedded as an adviser with an ISIS tactical unit.

Jeh Johnson is the Secretary of Homeland Security.

Rather than testifying himself he sent his Deputy Assistant Secretary to a congressional hearing to answer questions about what Homeland Security is doing to manage the Syrian refugee crisis.

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Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman,

'Isn't that Trump and Sanders sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you guys doing in here?'
Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?
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Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Trump turns to Sanders and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a lavender about the 140 million Muslims.’

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Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman,

'Isn't that Trump and Sanders sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you guys doing in here?'
Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?
​
Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Trump turns to Sanders and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a lavender about the 140 million Muslims.’

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