Fake News from Forum Participants

[Miss_Faucie_Fishtits]

Fake congratulations, Lizzardgrrl!

thnx.......XDDDDD...........

I got engaged.......;>...............

Who is the faux lucky gal or guy?

All I'll say is that he's a better liar than I am......'>.......

[AzariLoveIran]

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Cincinnatus left for a deployment to Guam and after 14 months of sweating non stop logged back into the forum and was flagged by the department of homeland defense because of the amount of stories posted by Azeri. They thought that the forum had become a Persian news forum due to the amount of Iranian news and cultural posts. After logging in the google bot sent a message to SATCOM which designated him a threat to US security and he was court martialed for being a subversive. He is now doing hard labor flying drone missions from a detention facility in Poland. Good news, the weather is much better there.

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I'm doing a service here for American (so called) intelligence community

Instead of interviewing Iranian truck drivers entering Afghanistan to find out what is going on in Iran, they just need to read Azari posts to know what really cookin in our beloved Persia

but

no

they watching Porno instead reading Azari's posts


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Maybe you should concentrate on becoming an Iranian Porn Icon then, you would be doing your people a service.

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Come on, Hoosie

you know perfectly in Iran they hang for far less than that

but

what about you ?

you living in paradise of Porno, Barney Frank marries longtime partner Jim Ready, homo gay bashing republicans and and and

you try it .. don't worry, no matter how you make money as long you make it


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[Hoosiernorm]

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Cincinnatus left for a deployment to Guam and after 14 months of sweating non stop logged back into the forum and was flagged by the department of homeland defense because of the amount of stories posted by Azeri. They thought that the forum had become a Persian news forum due to the amount of Iranian news and cultural posts. After logging in the google bot sent a message to SATCOM which designated him a threat to US security and he was court martialed for being a subversive. He is now doing hard labor flying drone missions from a detention facility in Poland. Good news, the weather is much better there.

.

I'm doing a service here for American (so called) intelligence community

Instead of interviewing Iranian truck drivers entering Afghanistan to find out what is going on in Iran, they just need to read Azari posts to know what really cookin in our beloved Persia

but

no

they watching Porno instead reading Azari's posts


.

Maybe you should concentrate on becoming an Iranian Porn Icon then, you would be doing your people a service.

.

Come on, Hoosie

you know perfectly in Iran they hang for far less than that

but

what about you ?

you living in paradise of Porno, Barney Frank marries longtime partner Jim Ready, homo gay bashing republicans and and and

you try it .. don't worry, no matter how you make money as long you make it


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It would only be distributed in Iran, not produced or shot their. I figured we would do production in the red light district of Berlin. We could use some of the local unemployed expat Iranians from the community, lighting, rigging, sound, fluffers, and all of the necessary site crew. Now you would help select talent and it would be of course completely up to your discretion whether it would be a completely Iranian cast of if you would also like to include some German Neo Nazis as either supporting roles or as featured talent. I'm thinking that adding the Neo Nazis would probably broaden distribution capacity but we would have to have at least twelve productions before we could shop it to a major distributor.

Now if we hire an art director they have to be familiar with new Perisan art movement and well versed in Sufi music. I'm still working on some titles.

Rumi Zoomie Boomie
Yasna Haptanghaiti and the Magic Boobies
Chu Chin Chow Cumfest
Open Sesame
One Thousand and One Nights with Azari
One Thousand and One Nazis with Azari
Sinbad the Sailor meets Azari
Aladdin and his wonderful penis

Did I mention the boob job yet...

[YMix]

I think he needs some Britons for the submission-domination movies. Kinky stuff pays more.

"My Beloved British Master," staring Azari.
"Lick my heels, imperialist pig," same as above.

[Hoosiernorm]

Kinky stuff pays more.

Shhhhhhhhhhh..............

I'm not actually going to pay Azeri....................Errr.......... She is doing this for Allah...................... Uhhhh.............Yeah and to save Iran!

She face would cover a wider area than any Persian Monarch ever had.

[Typhoon]

Fake congratulations, Lizzardgrrl!

thnx.......XDDDDD...........

I got engaged.......;>...............

Who is the faux lucky gal or guy?

All I'll say is that he's a better liar than I am......'>.......

Ah. The canonical beard.

[AzariLoveIran]

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Cincinnatus left for a deployment to Guam and after 14 months of sweating non stop logged back into the forum and was flagged by the department of homeland defense because of the amount of stories posted by Azeri. They thought that the forum had become a Persian news forum due to the amount of Iranian news and cultural posts. After logging in the google bot sent a message to SATCOM which designated him a threat to US security and he was court martialed for being a subversive. He is now doing hard labor flying drone missions from a detention facility in Poland. Good news, the weather is much better there.

.

I'm doing a service here for American (so called) intelligence community

Instead of interviewing Iranian truck drivers entering Afghanistan to find out what is going on in Iran, they just need to read Azari posts to know what really cookin in our beloved Persia

but

no

they watching Porno instead reading Azari's posts


.

Maybe you should concentrate on becoming an Iranian Porn Icon then, you would be doing your people a service.

.

Come on, Hoosie

you know perfectly in Iran they hang for far less than that

but

what about you ?

you living in paradise of Porno, Barney Frank marries longtime partner Jim Ready, homo gay bashing republicans and and and

you try it .. don't worry, no matter how you make money as long you make it


.

It would only be distributed in Iran, not produced or shot their. I figured we would do production in the red light district of Berlin. We could use some of the local unemployed expat Iranians from the community, lighting, rigging, sound, fluffers, and all of the necessary site crew. Now you would help select talent and it would be of course completely up to your discretion whether it would be a completely Iranian cast of if you would also like to include some German Neo Nazis as either supporting roles or as featured talent. I'm thinking that adding the Neo Nazis would probably broaden distribution capacity but we would have to have at least twelve productions before we could shop it to a major distributor.

Now if we hire an art director they have to be familiar with new Perisan art movement and well versed in Sufi music. I'm still working on some titles.

Rumi Zoomie Boomie
Yasna Haptanghaiti and the Magic Boobies
Chu Chin Chow Cumfest
Open Sesame
One Thousand and One Nights with Azari
One Thousand and One Nazis with Azari
Sinbad the Sailor meets Azari
Aladdin and his wonderful penis

Did I mention the boob job yet..

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shows you a good boy

seems, you no clue

Hoosie , you into hear-say, ain't Berlin

best girls and really wild stuff not in Berlin

much closer to (your) home

many collage girls in America earn their collage fees in cat houses of Reno, Carson city .. 4get Vegas, for tourists

Spring brake or summer, holly cow, dream girls, you name it, they do it .. no problemo take video as souvenir (additional fee applies)

Don't be embarrassed, just ask where to go

Colonel Sun, can we post links to best "Cat Houses" ? ?


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[Typhoon]

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Cincinnatus left for a deployment to Guam and after 14 months of sweating non stop logged back into the forum and was flagged by the department of homeland defense because of the amount of stories posted by Azeri. They thought that the forum had become a Persian news forum due to the amount of Iranian news and cultural posts. After logging in the google bot sent a message to SATCOM which designated him a threat to US security and he was court martialed for being a subversive. He is now doing hard labor flying drone missions from a detention facility in Poland. Good news, the weather is much better there.

.

I'm doing a service here for American (so called) intelligence community

Instead of interviewing Iranian truck drivers entering Afghanistan to find out what is going on in Iran, they just need to read Azari posts to know what really cookin in our beloved Persia

but

no

they watching Porno instead reading Azari's posts


.

Maybe you should concentrate on becoming an Iranian Porn Icon then, you would be doing your people a service.

.

Come on, Hoosie

you know perfectly in Iran they hang for far less than that

but

what about you ?

you living in paradise of Porno, Barney Frank marries longtime partner Jim Ready, homo gay bashing republicans and and and

you try it .. don't worry, no matter how you make money as long you make it


.

It would only be distributed in Iran, not produced or shot their. I figured we would do production in the red light district of Berlin. We could use some of the local unemployed expat Iranians from the community, lighting, rigging, sound, fluffers, and all of the necessary site crew. Now you would help select talent and it would be of course completely up to your discretion whether it would be a completely Iranian cast of if you would also like to include some German Neo Nazis as either supporting roles or as featured talent. I'm thinking that adding the Neo Nazis would probably broaden distribution capacity but we would have to have at least twelve productions before we could shop it to a major distributor.

Now if we hire an art director they have to be familiar with new Perisan art movement and well versed in Sufi music. I'm still working on some titles.

Rumi Zoomie Boomie
Yasna Haptanghaiti and the Magic Boobies
Chu Chin Chow Cumfest
Open Sesame
One Thousand and One Nights with Azari
One Thousand and One Nazis with Azari
Sinbad the Sailor meets Azari
Aladdin and his wonderful penis

Did I mention the boob job yet...

Ongoing brilliant.

Azari does Iran.

[Hoosiernorm]

Azrael has returned to his country of origin Cuba to set up a competitive newspaper modeled after the New York Times. The problem is that after years of social and intellectual suppression the only thing that the locals want to know about is what's going on with their ingrate relatives back in Miami, who's playing soccer, and did anyone take their clothes off on Telemundo. So after some thought and firing the current staff he sets up a gossip newspaper with pictures of half naked celebrities and a crossword puzzle that is based on a complete understanding of "Das Capital" and re runs of Tres Destinos. He is currently writing his memoir I Fucked Peggy Noonan! to be released this fall as soon as he finds a publisher.

[Hoosiernorm]

Still trying to come up with something about J Nihl, Taboo, and Monster G. but having some difficulty with content.

[Hoosiernorm]

Taboo has been accepted to teach a course at Harvard University but upon arrival finds that it's actually an extension course taught via web cast from an abandoned ESPN studio in a suburb of Jacksonville Florida. After arrival he finds that he does not have the correct clothing for the climate so he only teaches an audio course until the correct summer attire can be acquired. A wild internet rumor and the general incapacity of Americans to distinguish a heave Russian accent from a heavy German accent result in people believing that Henry Kissinger is teaching the course and registration sets an all time record. No one is really sure what he is talking about but the feel smarter after a few sessions.

[Hoosiernorm]

Mr. Perfect is currently being vetted to be Mitt Romney's running mate in the 2012 general election. After many candidates have been interviewed they have him in the final decision due to many mitigating factors.

1. He's whiter than Romney and they hope that the contrast will confuse swing voters that they are voting for a black candidate by voting for Romney.

2. He's a member of the Jehovah's Witnesses Church which after much polling is found to me more despised by evangelicals than Mormons.

3. He's actually wealthier than Romney and they are going to bill him as the new generation of Rockefeller Republican.

The new campaign slogan will be Right Tight and White

[Hoosiernorm]

Monster Gardener wins the European talent contest in the comedy competition but due to the Euro crisis he can not be paid his winnings. Instead he is given the country of Iceland in lieu of a cash payment. He is busy trying to figure out how to grow tomatoes on a glacier.

[Hoosiernorm]

Ammianus goes to Africa to feed the poor. When he arrives the problem is that they have already killed all of the local game that wasn't on the endangered species list. He kills Sally Struthers and boils her and the supplies from the UN food program are able to feed the entire country of Burundi. Sally's Sloppy Seconds Spaghetti becomes the official dish of Burundi and stops the ongoing civil war. President Pierre Nkurunziza tells the world press that "He was sure that white devil would be useful one of these days".

[Hoosiernorm]

Dave Goldman finally makes the big time! Not by his books, writings, or media appearances. He decides to sell his own line of black ties that he wears repeatedly on the Kudlow Report. The ties are marketed as the most depressing form of suffering ever imagined and are sold largely at kiosks in former concentration camps. Damien Hirst devotes the rest of his career displaying them in formaldehyde tanks and as accessories to his jeweled skulls.

[Hoosiernorm]

I was hoping to have one for Typhoon before I went on vacation but I may need NH to complete on for me while I am traveling.

[Miss_Faucie_Fishtits]

Cryptic trax producer DPG is breaking out in underground clubs in the Ruhr factory district, also scenes in Poland and Israel. Here's a sample. The identity of the new phenom is hidden during onstage performances, but it's rumoured that the mask bears a striking resemblance to his RL visage......XD...........

[Hoosiernorm]

Miss_Faucie_Fishtits Marries Batboy during the Comicon convention. The bride wore a princess leia slave outfit (She didn't think anyone would buy her wearing white). The groom dressed in a handsome Han Solo outfit designed by Versace. They are planning to honeymoon in Idaho.

[Hoosiernorm]

Typhoon is busy working on his contributions to mankind. His earlier submissions have been breakthroughs in both physics and engineering but have had little success commercially.

His gas powered Scooter



The gas powered trumpet



Due to the pressures of managing his copyrights and patents he is taking a long overdue break but is still pursuing science as the key to unlocking the world to all of mankind. He has decided to start shooting the worlds most beautiful women at the CERN site to explain Dark Matter to the non scientific world.

[Hoosiernorm]

Torchwood has been very busy due to a tabloid publishing pictures of him pushing his wife down a popular avenue in her wheelchair. Her uncommon beauty has caused quite a stir and several locals claim that she is actually Princess Diana who survived the crash and is now living under the care of her bodyguard lover. Now everyone is standing in his front lawn trying to get pictures of her, dropping off bouquets of flowers, and listening to Elton John play endless variations of "Candle in the WInd" under his bedroom window.

[Hoosiernorm]

Nonc Hilaire Found that while caring for his father that there was one last confession.






He's actually adopted, it's been a bitter pill and he's not sure how he will every explain this to his wife. He's gonna stay that color forever.

[Typhoon]

Typhoon is busy working on his contributions to mankind. His earlier submissions have been breakthroughs in both physics and engineering but have had little success commercially.

His gas powered Scooter



The gas powered trumpet



Due to the pressures of managing his copyrights and patents he is taking a long overdue break but is still pursuing science as the key to unlocking the world to all of mankind. He has decided to start shooting the worlds most beautiful women at the CERN site to explain Dark Matter to the non scientific world.

The problem with the butt trumpet is that I"m involved in a priority dispute:

McaiADeflto

My kind of dark matter.

I think I got off easy

[Apollonius]

]Apollonius is busy listening to beautiful music but when he finds something that he wishes to share with the group he unfortunately has smoked to much marijuana and can't remember his log in password. He then decides to play harpsichord instead while eating Doritos.

This morning I discovered that there were mouse turds on the soundboard. Kind of put me off the Doritos.




Time to get another cat.

[Hoosiernorm]

]Apollonius is busy listening to beautiful music but when he finds something that he wishes to share with the group he unfortunately has smoked to much marijuana and can't remember his log in password. He then decides to play harpsichord instead while eating Doritos.

This morning I discovered that there were mouse turds on the soundboard. Kind of put me off the Doritos.




Time to get another cat.

Considering your aversion to unhealthy food, sugar, carbs, and low culture the thought of you mixing Doritos with an instrument of considerable high culture seemed such a mis match for you that I would be floored to actually see you eating cheap junk food at such an instrument.

[Apollonius]

Just going with the flow of your joke, Hoosier. I've never actually eaten a Dorito, though I have gotten close enough to smell one.