Miami Zombie under the influence of Bath Salts [Synthetics]

[Enki]

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/29/re ... ?hpt=hp_t2

[Hoosiernorm]

They need to legalize Bath salts immediately. Legalization would have prevented such a horrible atrocity. DId you know that Bath Salts are cleaner than cigarettes, alcohol, and much better for you than coffee. They cure glaucoma and cataracts and our founding fathers use to grow bath salts on their plantations! You can make gasoline out of bath salts and clothing and it even cures cancer.

[Typhoon]

Time for a new movie . . .

V2FZgErvNTE

Bath Salt Psychosis

[Demon of Undoing]

They need to legalize Bath salts immediately. Legalization would have prevented such a horrible atrocity. DId you know that Bath Salts are cleaner than cigarettes, alcohol, and much better for you than coffee. They cure glaucoma and cataracts and our founding fathers use to grow bath salts on their plantations! You can make gasoline out of bath salts and clothing and it even cures cancer.

Funny, but bad argument. One of these things is not like the other.

[Typhoon]

Apparently LSD Can Turn You Into a Face-Eating Zombie Now

Bath salts, LSD, and cocaine have been implicated so far . . . based on pure speculation . . . with the classic "may have" qualifier.

Why not LDS?

[Enki]

The Zombie Apocalypse has started in Florida?

http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boo ... be-upon-us

[Demon of Undoing]

The Zombie Apocalypse has started in Florida?

http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boo ... be-upon-us

We are prepared. I have a shield made out of a stop sign, Carhart coveralls with neck, sleeves and ankles taped shut over steel toe logger boots, a football helmet with lineman's mask and eye shield, a cervical collar I can lace on. Motocross gloves, full football forearm/elbow/biceps protection. Oh, and my three pound, short hafted hammer. Let's not forget Spraymaker.

We hunt in the daylight. At night, we make foo gas for the trenches. We'll be rid of these guys for you in no time.

[Hoosiernorm]

Police said that Carter then cut off pieces of his skin and intestines and threw them at the officers.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/ ... -officers/

[Hoosiernorm]

Some of the ads that google has selected for some of the stories is really odd

[Nonc Hilaire]

Some of the ads that google has selected for some of the stories is really odd

C'mon. Just because someone is a zombie doesn't mean they don't want to eat healthier.

[Simple Minded]

Some of the ads that google has selected for some of the stories is really odd

Actually that is the perfect ad to run with the Zombie story.

Fat people are more appealing, juicier, taste better, and can't run as fast.

Rule # 1(?) - Cardio!

[Enki]

The Zombie Apocalypse has started in Florida?

http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boo ... be-upon-us

We are prepared. I have a shield made out of a stop sign, Carhart coveralls with neck, sleeves and ankles taped shut over steel toe logger boots, a football helmet with lineman's mask and eye shield, a cervical collar I can lace on. Motocross gloves, full football forearm/elbow/biceps protection. Oh, and my three pound, short hafted hammer. Let's not forget Spraymaker.

We hunt in the daylight. At night, we make foo gas for the trenches. We'll be rid of these guys for you in no time.

Glad we've got you as our first line of defense.

[Simple Minded]

Something smells fishy about this story..... staged event?

This is either Bush-Cheney-Haliburton trying to expand the war on drugs (we gotta get those bastards out of the Whitehouse somehow....)

The department of Health and Human Services waging a war on obesity

Hollywood promoting the next season of The Walking Dead

A setup for a new Obama plan to help the homeless and the hungary

or the 1% waging a war on the homeless and the hungary

don't be duped!

Never soaking in bath salts again.....

[Typhoon]

. . .

Never soaking in bath salts again.....

I would dearly love to see someone try snorting magnesium sulphate . . .

WevMD | 'Bath Salts' Drug Trend

First of all, what are bath salts?

"The presumption is that most bath salts are MDPV, or methylenedioxypyrovalerone, although newer pyrovalerone derivatives are being made by illegal street chemists. Nobody really knows, because there is no way to test for these substances," Horowitz says.

Why are they called bath salts?

"It’s confusing. Is this what we put in our bathtubs, like Epsom salts? No. But by marketing them as bath salts and labeling them 'not for human consumption,' they have been able to avoid them being specifically enumerated as illegal," Horowitz says.

I think that the larger issue of the explosion of underground designer drugs designed to circumvent bans, such as "Bath Salts", is more interesting and important.

[anderson]

It just sort of makes a joke of drug prohibition.
Turns it into a whackamole game.
"OK, so you've banned this particular linkage of atoms. Alright, only one part of that combo gives the desired psychoactivity anyway, so we'll just use our undergraduate level organic chemistry knowledge to switch out one of the other, non-essential parts of the molecule for something else. New product. You lose. Try again."

[monster_gardener]

. . .

Never soaking in bath salts again.....

I would dearly love to see someone try snorting magnesium sulphate . . .

WevMD | 'Bath Salts' Drug Trend

First of all, what are bath salts?

"The presumption is that most bath salts are MDPV, or methylenedioxypyrovalerone, although newer pyrovalerone derivatives are being made by illegal street chemists. Nobody really knows, because there is no way to test for these substances," Horowitz says.

Why are they called bath salts?

"It’s confusing. Is this what we put in our bathtubs, like Epsom salts? No. But by marketing them as bath salts and labeling them 'not for human consumption,' they have been able to avoid them being specifically enumerated as illegal," Horowitz says.

I think that the larger issue of the explosion of underground designer drugs designed to circumvent bans, such as "Bath Salts", is more interesting and important.

Thank you Very Much for your post, Typhoon.

I would dearly love to see someone try snorting magnesium sulphate . . .

Is this close enough?

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.......... AIUI can be deadly...........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinnamon_challenge



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[Hoosiernorm]

Canadian Porn Zombie

[Hoosiernorm]

The Baltimore Bat Boy Cannibal

[Simple Minded]

Looks like the zombies are migrating north for the summer.....

If I were Bloomberg, I'd outlaw Bath Salts instead of sugary drinks.....

Wait until the sugar addicts start going cold turkey.... it'll be zombie overpopulation

[Hoosiernorm]

White Supremacist Canadian Bi-Sexual Porn Star Cannibal Post Video of Love Making Torture Murder Di-section of Chinese College Student

This story has a little bit of everything

[Enki]

Homeless woman tries to eat Baby.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police- ... t-its-arm/

[Typhoon]

White Supremacist Canadian Bi-Sexual Porn Star Cannibal Post Video of Love Making Torture Murder Di-section of Chinese College Student

This story has a little bit of everything

Amateurs.

Mao Sugiyama

However, this past week does seem to have been an unofficial Cannibalism Week around the world.

[Hoosiernorm]

White Supremacist Canadian Bi-Sexual Porn Star Cannibal Post Video of Love Making Torture Murder Di-section of Chinese College Student

This story has a little bit of everything

Amateurs.

Mao Sugiyama

However, this past week does seem to have been an unofficial Cannibalism Week around the world.

I hope he didn't use too many cocks

[Simple Minded]

White Supremacist Canadian Bi-Sexual Porn Star Cannibal Post Video of Love Making Torture Murder Di-section of Chinese College Student

This story has a little bit of everything

Amateurs.

Mao Sugiyama

However, this past week does seem to have been an unofficial Cannibalism Week around the world.

Soylent Green becomes chic........ where is the Mother Ship? They shoulda been back by now....

[Typhoon]

"Bath salts" are the tip of the iceberg of a larger issue

Wired | Chemists Outrun Laws in War on Synthetic Drugs

The war on drugs has a new front, and so far it appears to be a losing one.

Synthetic mimics of marijuana, dissociative drugs and stimulants — such as the “bath salts” allegedly consumed by Randy Eugene, the Florida man shot after a horrific face-eating assault — are growing in popularity and hard to control.
Every time a compound is banned, overseas chemists synthesize a new version tweaked just enough to evade a law’s letter.

It’s a giant game of chemical Whack-a-Mole.

“Manufacturers turn these things around so quickly. One week you’ll have a product with compound X, the next week it’s compound Y,” said forensic toxicologist Kevin Shanks of AIT Laboratories, an Indiana-based chemical testing company.

“It’s fascinating how fast it can occur, and it’s fascinating to see the minute changes in chemical structure they’ll come up with. It’s similar, but it’s different,” Shanks continued.

'During the last several years, the market for legal highs has exploded in North America and Europe.
The names and ostensible purposes are almost comical — Cloud 9 Mad Hatter incense, Zombie Matter Ultra potpourri, Ivory Wave bath salts and Crystal Clean pipe cleaner — but the underlying chemistry is highly sophisticated.

Active ingredients in the drugs are compounds originally synthesized by institutional researchers whose esoteric scientific publications were mined by as-yet-unidentified chemists and neuroscientists working in Asia, where most of the new drugs appear to come from.