Levitas
- Nonc Hilaire
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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The Oxford Comma has its place.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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comma's limit both imagination creativity and decrease potential options same for periodsColonel Sun wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 4:57 am The Oxford Comma has its place.
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Tip of the hat to a friend . . .
The day after his mother-in-law disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.
"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information regarding your mother-in-law," said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.
The troopers looked at each other. One said,
"We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first.”
The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your mother-in-law's body in the bay.”
"Lord sufferin' Jaysus!" exclaimed Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?”
The officer continued,
"When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her.
Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960s, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch.”
Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?”
The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.”
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
- YMix
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“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
- YMix
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Simple Minded wrote: ↑Tue May 18, 2021 11:11 amI loved this song back in the day! Thanks for the memories!
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
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Where did you think the term "Fill her up" originally came from?
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Such a lack of geospatial awareness is quite remarkable.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
- Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.