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BOO!!
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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NapLajoieonSteroids wrote: ↑Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:26 am
WITNESS MEEEEEEE.......><'.......
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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63 and pregnant
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.
Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.
"What wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
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Japanese proverb: "When in the village, do as the village"

Or just "do the village".
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Admittedly a bit of a stretch as a double entendre.
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Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:16 am 257988955_375347504370208_7877015636506247704_n.jpg
Surprised she still has one eye left.
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Nonc Hilaire wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:50 am
Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:16 am 257988955_375347504370208_7877015636506247704_n.jpg
Surprised she still has one eye left.
my favourite hazard poster needs an update :)
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Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:15 am 24301447_1524067801003876_858228228135753878_n.jpg

Japanese proverb: "When in the village, do as the village"

Or just "do the village".
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noddy wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:05 am
Nonc Hilaire wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:50 am
Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:16 am 257988955_375347504370208_7877015636506247704_n.jpg
Surprised she still has one eye left.
my favourite hazard poster needs an update :)

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Has anybody here seen my old friend "Mikey"

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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:23 am
Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:15 am 24301447_1524067801003876_858228228135753878_n.jpg

Japanese proverb: "When in the village, do as the village"

Or just "do the village".
3f8sjzETQ5o
This made me laugh enough to decide to watch the series.
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Typhoon wrote: ↑Mon Dec 20, 2021 6:14 pm 269793301_4841185855996478_4441757986130016799_n.jpg
Dissertation defense committee signage.
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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Micturate Majestically.....'>......
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“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
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When a FInn finds out that his Tesla auto is not as reliable as his Nokia phone . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_9aVzf5fC4

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That Tesla is Finnished.
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