Hoosiernorm wrote:Cincinnatus left for a deployment to Guam and after 14 months of sweating non stop logged back into the forum and was flagged by the department of homeland defense because of the amount of stories posted by Azeri. They thought that the forum had become a Persian news forum due to the amount of Iranian news and cultural posts. After logging in the google bot sent a message to SATCOM which designated him a threat to US security and he was court martialed for being a subversive. He is now doing hard labor flying drone missions from a detention facility in Poland. Good news, the weather is much better there.
Actually, they pay me to monitor Azeri's posts, as he clearly is the IRGC webmaster. Too bad I can't meet his stereotype of knuckle-dragging Ameri-Viking warmongers intent on raping and pillaging the Persian Utopia.
BTW, I'd choose Guam over where I have to actually go in a heartbeat! Hell, I still have until tomorrow to choose retirement over the assignment to D.C. that we never wanted.