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Heracleum Persicum · Post by **Heracleum Persicum** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:35 am

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Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:25 pm

Hoosiernorm · Post by **Hoosiernorm** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:03 pm

Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:23 pm

Hoosiernorm · Post by **Hoosiernorm** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:29 pm

Using the Hitler "Sexy Eyes" photo ?

Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:27 am

Still wondering why they didn't ride the giant eagles into Mordor and drop the ring into Mt. Doom . . .

Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:44 am

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Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:19 am

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Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:13 pm

It happened at a New York Airport.
An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while
making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket on the counter and said,
"I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began,
her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said,
"F*** you!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:14 pm

Hoosiernorm · Post by **Hoosiernorm** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:57 am

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2013/fe ... rt-attack/

Hoosiernorm · Post by **Hoosiernorm** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:07 am

An emergency alert interrupted Montana television viewers as they watched the Steve Wilkos Show Monday, and calmly informed them that "dead bodies are rising from their graves."

The (clearly) bogus alert was quickly pulled off air and replaced with an apology from KRTV — the station that broadcast the message — both on air and online reading:
Someone apparently hacked into the Emergency Alert System and announced on KRTV and the CW that "dead bodies are rising from their graves" in several Montana counties.

This message did not originate from KRTV, and there is no emergency.

Our engineers are investigating to determine what happened and if it affected other media outlets.
While several questions remain (Who did this? How? Was it viral marketing for The Walking Dead?) one is definitely clear: the dead of Great Falls, Montana are still dead and plan to stay that way for some time, something I think we can all agree is good news.

http://gawker.com/5983516/montana-tv-st ... socialflow

Sparky · Post by **Sparky** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:11 pm

Nonc Hilaire wrote:
Torchwood wrote:
Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:
Typhoon wrote:
Torchwood wrote:Remains of King Richard III found in a car park

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for which bay did I leave my bloody horse in?"
"This is the short stay car park, your majesty. I'm afraid it's been clamped".
Brilliant.
I had a vision of him pressing a button on the keychain and listening for the whinny.....'>>............
Some wag has now set him up a twitter account:

Richard III ‏@HMRichardIII

Henry Tudor once said he wanted to build a car park in Leicester. I told him, "over my dead body"
As His Majesty is in a car park, I suggest a car boot sale be held there in his honor. That way this can be the winter of his discount tents.

Very good. Now that they've dug him up, shouldn't it be "A hearse, a hearse, my kingdom for a hearse."?

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:34 pm

Typhoon wrote:It happened at a New York Airport.
An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while
making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket on the counter and said,
"I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began,
her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said,
"F*** you!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Very clever; but does she still have her job?

This is the sort of thing that is generally followed by the jerk making a big shot to big shot call to her boss's, boss's, boss's boss.

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:36 pm

Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:20 pm

Sparky wrote:
Nonc Hilaire wrote:
Torchwood wrote:
Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:
Typhoon wrote:
Torchwood wrote:Remains of King Richard III found in a car park

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for which bay did I leave my bloody horse in?"
"This is the short stay car park, your majesty. I'm afraid it's been clamped".
Brilliant.
I had a vision of him pressing a button on the keychain and listening for the whinny.....'>>............
Some wag has now set him up a twitter account:

Richard III ‏@HMRichardIII

Henry Tudor once said he wanted to build a car park in Leicester. I told him, "over my dead body"
As His Majesty is in a car park, I suggest a car boot sale be held there in his honor. That way this can be the winter of his discount tents.
Very good. Now that they've dug him up, shouldn't it be "A hearse, a hearse, my kingdom for a hearse."?

A great set so far.

Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:21 pm

Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:28 pm

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Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:46 pm

Typhoon wrote: A great set so far.

I just can't get over how much the guy looked like Quentin Tarantino.

Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:58 pm

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Nonc Hilaire · Post by **Nonc Hilaire** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:33 pm

Nonc Hilaire · Post by **Nonc Hilaire** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:37 pm

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Chicago School economics at its apogee.

Hoosiernorm · Post by **Hoosiernorm** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:33 am

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Typhoon · Post by **Typhoon** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:28 pm

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