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After seeing a few photos of Alejandra Guilmant on the Beautiful women thread, I searched for "Guilmant" on Wikipedia and got this:
Guilmant was an accomplished and extremely prolific composer. Unlike Widor, who produced a great deal of music in all the main genres, Guilmant devoted himself almost entirely to works for his own instrument, the organ.
Guilmant was an accomplished and extremely prolific composer. Unlike Widor, who produced a great deal of music in all the main genres, Guilmant devoted himself almost entirely to works for his own instrument, the organ.
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So should he be remembered as an onanistic organist or an oraganistic onanist?Azrael wrote:After seeing a few photos of Alejandra Guilmant on the Beautiful women thread, I searched for "Guilmant" on Wikipedia and got this:
Guilmant was an accomplished and extremely prolific composer. Unlike Widor, who produced a great deal of music in all the main genres, Guilmant devoted himself almost entirely to works for his own instrument, the organ.
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IS THE GOVERNMENT SPRAYING THE ENTIRE CITY OF PORTLAND WITH CRYSTALINE DHMO?
AND WHICH SHADOWY GOVERNMENT AGENCY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SINISTER MASS HUMAN EXPERIMENT?
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What a flaky idea!crystal DHMO
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http://twistedsifter.com/videos/girls-f ... Sifter+%29
Short and endearing video of a toddler laughing when she experiences rain for the first time.
Short and endearing video of a toddler laughing when she experiences rain for the first time.
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I would imagine that Alejandra Guilmant has inspired many men to devote themselves to their own instrument.Typhoon wrote:So should he be remembered as an onanistic organist or an oraganistic onanist?Azrael wrote:After seeing a few photos of Alejandra Guilmant on the Beautiful women thread, I searched for "Guilmant" on Wikipedia and got this:
Guilmant was an accomplished and extremely prolific composer. Unlike Widor, who produced a great deal of music in all the main genres, Guilmant devoted himself almost entirely to works for his own instrument, the organ.
As for the male Guilmant, one would hope he put his organ to use in a non-onanistic way now and then, for the sake of the gene pool.
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"Was deliberately fed, in liquid form, to dogs bred for fighting by Michael Vick." LMFAOTyphoon wrote:IS THE GOVERNMENT SPRAYING THE ENTIRE CITY OF PORTLAND WITH CRYSTALINE DHMO?
AND WHICH SHADOWY GOVERNMENT AGENCY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SINISTER MASS HUMAN EXPERIMENT?
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Definitely forsee an IgNobel prize in the future of these researchers.
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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How is drinking Budweiser like having sex in a canoe?
It's foking close to water.
It's foking close to water.
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Makes me glad I'm batting on the same team, genderwise. Any chump that sees this on her twitter and doesn't take the hint....... well.....XDDDDD..............Typhoon wrote:
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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hah, yo thinking wit yo clit miss fausty.Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:Makes me glad I'm batting on the same team, genderwise. Any chump that sees this on her twitter and doesn't take the hint....... well.....XDDDDD..............Typhoon wrote:...
that kind of attitude defies the genital formation of the doomed partner, be prepared to ass-ume the position.
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Believe me, Dr. the diagnosis was made with a little bit of field experience.....;>........
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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funny ole thing them stereotypes.Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:Believe me, Dr. the diagnosis was made with a little bit of field experience.....;>........
should i call you khaleesi? ~~~~~
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http://www.12newsnow.com/story/24670784/police
Beaumont police were called to Golden Triangle Tactical Saturday morning after complaints that a man dressed as a banana was seen holding an AK-47 outside the store near Eastex Freeway and Highway 105.
Beaumont police were called to Golden Triangle Tactical Saturday morning after complaints that a man dressed as a banana was seen holding an AK-47 outside the store near Eastex Freeway and Highway 105.
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Typical small town cop behavior. Picking the low-hanging fruit.Hoosiernorm wrote:http://www.12newsnow.com/story/24670784/police
Beaumont police were called to Golden Triangle Tactical Saturday morning after complaints that a man dressed as a banana was seen holding an AK-47 outside the store near Eastex Freeway and Highway 105.
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When my BF is a klingon.....'>..........noddy wrote:funny ole thing them stereotypes.Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:Believe me, Dr. the diagnosis was made with a little bit of field experience.....;>........
should i call you khaleesi? ~~~~~
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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Nonc Hilaire wrote:Typical small town cop behavior. Picking the low-hanging fruit.Hoosiernorm wrote:http://www.12newsnow.com/story/24670784/police
Beaumont police were called to Golden Triangle Tactical Saturday morning after complaints that a man dressed as a banana was seen holding an AK-47 outside the store near Eastex Freeway and Highway 105.
When bananas are outlawed, only outlaws will have bananas!
Is this a great country or what!
cept for cops that profile, I mean...
gotta admit, that would look great on a resume..... or make a good job interview question "Have you ever been arrested for dressing in a banana suit and carrying an AK-47 in public?"