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After seeing a few photos of Alejandra Guilmant on the Beautiful women thread, I searched for "Guilmant" on Wikipedia and got this:

Guilmant was an accomplished and extremely prolific composer. Unlike Widor, who produced a great deal of music in all the main genres, Guilmant devoted himself almost entirely to works for his own instrument, the organ.
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Azrael wrote:After seeing a few photos of Alejandra Guilmant on the Beautiful women thread, I searched for "Guilmant" on Wikipedia and got this:

Guilmant was an accomplished and extremely prolific composer. Unlike Widor, who produced a great deal of music in all the main genres, Guilmant devoted himself almost entirely to works for his own instrument, the organ.
So should he be remembered as an onanistic organist or an oraganistic onanist?
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IS THE GOVERNMENT SPRAYING THE ENTIRE CITY OF PORTLAND WITH CRYSTALINE DHMO?
AND WHICH SHADOWY GOVERNMENT AGENCY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SINISTER MASS HUMAN EXPERIMENT?
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http://twistedsifter.com/videos/girls-f ... Sifter+%29

Short and endearing video of a toddler laughing when she experiences rain for the first time.
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Typhoon wrote:
Azrael wrote:After seeing a few photos of Alejandra Guilmant on the Beautiful women thread, I searched for "Guilmant" on Wikipedia and got this:

Guilmant was an accomplished and extremely prolific composer. Unlike Widor, who produced a great deal of music in all the main genres, Guilmant devoted himself almost entirely to works for his own instrument, the organ.
So should he be remembered as an onanistic organist or an oraganistic onanist?
I would imagine that Alejandra Guilmant has inspired many men to devote themselves to their own instrument.

As for the male Guilmant, one would hope he put his organ to use in a non-onanistic way now and then, for the sake of the gene pool.
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Typhoon wrote:IS THE GOVERNMENT SPRAYING THE ENTIRE CITY OF PORTLAND WITH CRYSTALINE DHMO?
AND WHICH SHADOWY GOVERNMENT AGENCY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SINISTER MASS HUMAN EXPERIMENT?
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Walkin' like a dinosaur.....'>.........


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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:Walkin' like a dinosaur.....'>.........


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Definitely forsee an IgNobel prize in the future of these researchers.
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How is drinking Budweiser like having sex in a canoe?

It's foking close to water.
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Makes me glad I'm batting on the same team, genderwise. Any chump that sees this on her twitter and doesn't take the hint....... well.....XDDDDD..............
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:
Typhoon wrote:...
Makes me glad I'm batting on the same team, genderwise. Any chump that sees this on her twitter and doesn't take the hint....... well.....XDDDDD..............
hah, yo thinking wit yo clit miss fausty.

that kind of attitude defies the genital formation of the doomed partner, be prepared to ass-ume the position.
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Believe me, Dr. the diagnosis was made with a little bit of field experience.....;>........
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:Believe me, Dr. the diagnosis was made with a little bit of field experience.....;>........
funny ole thing them stereotypes.

should i call you khaleesi? :P~~~~~
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http://www.12newsnow.com/story/24670784/police

Beaumont police were called to Golden Triangle Tactical Saturday morning after complaints that a man dressed as a banana was seen holding an AK-47 outside the store near Eastex Freeway and Highway 105.
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Hoosiernorm wrote:http://www.12newsnow.com/story/24670784/police

Beaumont police were called to Golden Triangle Tactical Saturday morning after complaints that a man dressed as a banana was seen holding an AK-47 outside the store near Eastex Freeway and Highway 105.
Typical small town cop behavior. Picking the low-hanging fruit.
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noddy wrote:
Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:Believe me, Dr. the diagnosis was made with a little bit of field experience.....;>........
funny ole thing them stereotypes.

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Nonc Hilaire wrote:
Hoosiernorm wrote:http://www.12newsnow.com/story/24670784/police

Beaumont police were called to Golden Triangle Tactical Saturday morning after complaints that a man dressed as a banana was seen holding an AK-47 outside the store near Eastex Freeway and Highway 105.
Typical small town cop behavior. Picking the low-hanging fruit.
:lol: :lol:

When bananas are outlawed, only outlaws will have bananas!

Is this a great country or what!

cept for cops that profile, I mean... ;)

gotta admit, that would look great on a resume..... or make a good job interview question "Have you ever been arrested for dressing in a banana suit and carrying an AK-47 in public?"
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