Levitas

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly.
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Those frogs don't look happy.
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YMix wrote:Those frogs don't look happy.
Not dancing either.
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I have this trick I do at parties.

I swallow two pieces of string
Then an hour later I go to the bath room and out comes the two pieces of string tied in a knot.

I sh*t you knot. :D
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Why women should not complain when their guy leaves the toilet seat up.
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Doc wrote:Why women should not complain when their guy leaves the toilet seat up.
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If that's the shadow of his schlong, he can just smack that spider with it.

[In reality, I'd rescue that spider and set it down on some plant.]
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Delightvul! :D
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Nonc Hilaire wrote:KlKy9JtTYxQ
This is from a famous NHK children's program called ピタゴラスイッチ | Pythagoras Switch

ピタゴラ装置 | Pythagorean Devices is for some reason the J-name for what in the US are called Rube Goldberg machines.
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Mailing your kids

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Just stick some stamps on them and drop them off at the post office.

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Typhoon wrote:4fOaW6A4j5E
That reminds me of this

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Doc wrote:
Typhoon wrote:4fOaW6A4j5E
That reminds me of this

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Another classic:

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[Humour aside, the main actress is a beauty.]
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