[Credit: Weird Al Jankovic, according to a friend]Okay, Starbucks. Now you've gone too far.
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They will not relent until a cup of coffee is $6.66
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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[Not the fail, but the response.]
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Regional ... urns-ugly/
how dare they accuse me of not being the ugliest person alive.HARARE (AFP): A 42-year-old unemployed man was crowned Zimbabwe's ugliest man at a pub pageant in Harare - but the contest turned ugly when the runner-up accused judges of bias.
Maison Sere, who was missing several teeth and dressed in torn overalls, beat off five other contestants for the US$500 (RM2,100) Mr Ugly prize - a large sum in a country facing massive unemploment.
"I want to thank God for winning this title, last time I came fourth. I just want to thank the judges for recognising me as the winner," Sere told journalists during a night of festivities Friday attended by 200 revellers.
But William Masvinu, a three-time Mr Ugly winner who walked off with a US$100 second prize this year, cried foul.
"The judges were not fair, the organisers must look for new judges to start the contest afresh. I did not lose today," Masvinu said.
ultracrepidarian
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SJW's on the march in Zimbabwe? Or just normal people having fun with their humanness?noddy wrote:http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Regional ... urns-ugly/
how dare they accuse me of not being the ugliest person alive.HARARE (AFP): A 42-year-old unemployed man was crowned Zimbabwe's ugliest man at a pub pageant in Harare - but the contest turned ugly when the runner-up accused judges of bias.
Maison Sere, who was missing several teeth and dressed in torn overalls, beat off five other contestants for the US$500 (RM2,100) Mr Ugly prize - a large sum in a country facing massive unemploment.
"I want to thank God for winning this title, last time I came fourth. I just want to thank the judges for recognising me as the winner," Sere told journalists during a night of festivities Friday attended by 200 revellers.
But William Masvinu, a three-time Mr Ugly winner who walked off with a US$100 second prize this year, cried foul.
"The judges were not fair, the organisers must look for new judges to start the contest afresh. I did not lose today," Masvinu said.
Sounds like Zimbabwe is emulating the American model...... "Hey, I'm worse off than you, I should get the cash prize!"
If the award was based on both appearance and attitude, the second place dude should have won. Too shallow a contest as it stands.
Perverse incentives always bring out the competitors best efforts in the race to the bottom......
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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I saw this yesterday:
It is impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding like an Australian......
It is impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding like an Australian......
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Bud Weisser, 19, was placed under arrest for trespassing at the Budweiser Brewery located at 9th and Arsenal in St. Louis.
Police say Weisser entered a secured area at the brewery at after 6pm on Thursday. Security officers told him to leave and called police after an altercation.
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
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I had to Google NSW, Australia..... New South Wales...... I was betting on North South West.....noddy wrote:
thats nsw accent, wa accent is `good hay mayte`.
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... nice
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... nice
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That's an interesting way of putting it. A bit crude, though.
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
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8.50 a w*nk is awesome good value.
and heres me thinking i was too broke to do it *phew*
and heres me thinking i was too broke to do it *phew*
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.