Levitas
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Nonc Hilaire
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata winds down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then winds up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,
"Did that sound cross enough?".
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Nonc Hilaire
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
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She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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Nonc Hilaire
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Professor Rosen is ignoring the interest rate.
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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As in the alimony rate.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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NapLajoieonSteroids
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Oh Deer !! In Colorado even the Elk are now homeless.
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Deep down I'm very superficial
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Heracleum Persicum
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During a rehearsal, conductor Sir Thomas Beecham
thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello.
He stopped the orchestra and declared:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello.
He stopped the orchestra and declared:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
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Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 6:56 am During a rehearsal, conductor Sir Thomas Beecham
thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello.
He stopped the orchestra and declared:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros