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Very kewl..... thanks for that.....^^........

Now I've got another husbando....'>.......

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talk about a weekend of extensive training....
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/09/us/p ... lotte.html

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I need the reference for the middle one

https://www.billysballbags.com

Amazed nobody sniped that domain name.

Try for billyblueballs.com........'>......

Now the chemtrails are just dickin' with us.

Typhoon wrote:

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Now the chemtrails are just dickin' with us.

It's just the best............

The US Navy was left red-faced Friday after a pilot painted an enormous outline of a penis in the sky using the condensation trails from his multi-million-dollar warplane.

Your tax dollars at work for the very best in bathroom humour.....'>.......

The Boeing EA-18G Growler combines the F/A-18F Super Hornet platform "with a sophisticated electronic warfare suite" at a cost of $67 million each, according to a Navy fact sheet.

http://start.att.net/news/read/article/ ... egory/news

Gotta say that pilot was an accurate driver. Dumb subject, but well executed.

Typhoon wrote:

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Now the chemtrails are just dickin' with us.

I would have assumed it was a sign from God....

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Nonc Hilaire wrote:Gotta say that pilot was an accurate driver. Dumb subject, but well executed.

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These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder
than the one you just went through"

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make
your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
'cause that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.. K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National Crime Information Center)

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."



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Was reminded about this bit of Chicago 1980's history.

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Typhoon wrote:Was reminded about this bit of Chicago 1980's history.

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I never heard of that before. That has got to be the most bizarre episode in the history of television.

Typhoon wrote:

Nonc Hilaire wrote:Gotta say that pilot was an accurate driver. Dumb subject, but well executed.

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Maybe not so accurate... How do we know he wasn't trying to draw a Chilly Willy

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Our Dawkins, who art in Oxford,
Followed be thy meme.
Let religious apologists come,
You’ll tear them a new one
In Fort Worth, Mombasa or in Devon.
Give us this day our daily facts
And forgive those who criticise our best guesses,
As if an as yet incomplete explanation of the laws governing the physical universe somehow represents a damning indictment of the scientific method.
Lead us not into superstition,
But deliver us from concepts that are medieval,
For we are all of the animal kingdom,
With the power of reason, and glory in nature
Until the inevitable and complete
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Darwin.

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