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— R.V. Jones, “Impotence and Achievement in Physics and Technology,” Nature 207:4993 (1965), 120-125
(When the Royal Engineers tried to use this trick to demolish a tall chimney, filling its base with 6 feet of water and firing an explosive charge into the water, “it succeeded so well that it failed completely”: The incompressible water flung the surrounding ring of bricks outward, leaving a foreshortened chimney suspended above in midair. This dropped down neatly onto the old foundation, upright and intact, “presenting the Sappers with an exquisite problem.”)
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours…
They called it a day.
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Zoom meeting this Wednesday...... and remember to wear pants.....'>.......
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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I remember watching the cosmos documentary and the nasa scientist adamantly stressing it should be pronounced "urine us" not "your anus"
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Neither of those sound like good options. it's a name that you can't enunciate verbally so 'Doug' is probably right.....'>......
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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[Credit: xkcd | Randall Munroe]
The Atlantic | Scientific Publishing Is a Joke
An XKCD comic—and its many remixes—perfectly captures the absurdity of academic research.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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I just found out that Albert Einstein existed.
My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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+1
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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It seems either postal rates or Global warming cause aging. At least with me.
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.