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Nonc Hilaire wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:29 am From https://www.futilitycloset.com/2021/01/ ... +Closet%29

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— R.V. Jones, “Impotence and Achievement in Physics and Technology,” Nature 207:4993 (1965), 120-125

(When the Royal Engineers tried to use this trick to demolish a tall chimney, filling its base with 6 feet of water and firing an explosive charge into the water, “it succeeded so well that it failed completely”: The incompressible water flung the surrounding ring of bricks outward, leaving a foreshortened chimney suspended above in midair. This dropped down neatly onto the old foundation, upright and intact, “presenting the Sappers with an exquisite problem.”)
:lol: Brilliant.
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Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours…
They called it a day.
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Doc wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 1:33 am
Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours
They called it a day.
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I remember watching the cosmos documentary and the nasa scientist adamantly stressing it should be pronounced "urine us" not "your anus"
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noddy wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 3:33 am I remember watching the cosmos documentary and the NASA scientist adamantly stressing it should be pronounced "urine us" not "your anus"
Neither of those sound like good options. it's a name that you can't enunciate verbally so 'Doug' is probably right.....'>......
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love both of those.
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I just found out that Albert Einstein existed.
My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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noddy wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:05 am I just found out that Albert Einstein existed.
My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
:lol: +1
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It seems either postal rates or Global warming cause aging. At least with me.
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