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Typhoon wrote: ↑Sun Aug 20, 2023 10:34 am when_mannequins_become_the_stuff_of_nightmares_640_01.jpg
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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NapLajoieonSteroids wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 12:03 pm Image
‘If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit’ is being elevated to a maxim of law.
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well its true, rape is only rape if the legal system recognizes it as a crime.

otherwise its just normal behaviour from a culture that lives life on hard mode.
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noddy wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2023 4:04 am well its true, rape is only rape if the legal system recognizes it as a crime.

otherwise its just normal behaviour from a culture that lives life on hard mode.
The above exchange reminds me of a joke someone once told me that's unrepeatable in almost any company, polite or otherwise.
Q: What is the difference between a rape and a seduction?

A: Marketing.
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