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As a cartoon character I am sure he will get the 3 to 8 year old demographic.

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Kamala Harris finally breaks down and visits a remote northern reservation. With news crews following her around as they tour the place, the Vice President asks the chief if there was anything they need.

"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs.

First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it." Harris whips out her cellphone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"

"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive" Once again, Harris dials a number, yells into her cellphone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"

The chief looks at her and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here."

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PR China, i.e., the CCP, is more than happy to give credulous governments in the West [see Germany] more than enough rope with which to hang themselves.

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PR China, i.e., the CCP, is more than happy to give credulous governments in the West [see Germany] more than enough rope with which to hang themselves.

Yeah I imagine the CCP is more than happy to sell the rope to them.

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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-au ... d-of-covid

New York Authorities Announce Peanut The Squirrel Died Of COVID
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Nov 4, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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PINE CITY, NY — Following the public outcry about the state's Department of Environmental Conservation raiding a local man's home and euthanizing his pet squirrel who had hundreds of thousands of social media followers, New York authorities announced Peanut the squirrel had died of COVID-19.

Officials revealed Peanut's cause of death in an effort to calm the backlash that resulted from what many people have labeled a blatant example of government overreach and misaligned priorities.

"We're saddened to announce that COVID-19 has claimed yet another victim," Governor Kathy Hochul told reporters. "An autopsy conducted yesterday revealed Peanut's caretakers had evidently failed to administer the latest vaccine booster, making it all but a guarantee that Peanut would die from COVID, as all living creatures do."

A source within the DEC corroborated the report and placed the blame squarely on the shoulders of Donald Trump's MAGA supporters. "It's a shame to see such needless loss of life," the insider said. "If Peanut had been taking the proper precautions — staying up-to-date on boosters, wearing his tiny mask, practicing social distancing from other squirrels — this would not have happened. Unfortunately, he was apparently a fan of Donald Trump and all the wild, conspiracies that come along with that. Even squirrels are risking their lives when they choose to deny science."

At publishing time, authorities also emphasized that Peanut's death was due solely to COVID and had nothing to do with rumors that he had a tiny copy of Jeffrey Epstein's client list and was in possession of evidence that could have led to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

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The Fifth of November

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

~ English Folk Verse (c.1870)

Coincidence? That the US federal election is held on Guy Fawkes Day?

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PR China, i.e., the CCP, is more than happy to give credulous governments in the West [see Germany] more than enough rope with which to hang themselves.

Yeah I imagine the CCP is more than happy to sell the rope to them.

Quite right. "Sell" describes the situation far more accurately thank "give".

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Kamala said it was a campaign to restore joy to Americans. And she delivered.

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