Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says,
'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds,
'Yeah,but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded.
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,
'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:
'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys
always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine ..and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
I once knew a guy that would always miss work on Mondays. He was a second day Adventist.
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.