On the Nature of Things

NapLajoieOnSteroids wrote: ↑27 May 2025 04:25

Democrats Warn Deporting Illegal Terrorist Family Could Be Slippery Slope To Deporting Other Illegal Terrorist Families
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Jun 4, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of a growing outcry over Trump's immigration policy, Democrats warned that deporting an illegal terrorist family could be a slippery slope to deporting other illegal terrorist families.

Prominent leaders from the Democratic Party met with the news media at Capitol Hill this morning to urge caution in arresting and deporting terrorist families, as it could increase the chances of other terrorist families being arrested and sent out of the country before they were able to murder any Americans.

"Thwarting one terrorist family could easily lead to thwarting many more," warned Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. "Is preventing dangerous terrorist groups from taking root in our country and jeopardizing the success of their murderous plots really a precedent we want to set? I fear for the future of America if we deport families that are intent on endangering the future safety of America."

According to the Democrats, other illegal terrorist families scattered throughout the country could be put at far greater risk of being deported if the Trump administration insists on deporting illegal terrorist families. "This is a dangerous path to go down," Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said. "What's next? Arresting and imprisoning criminals? Prosecuting people who break laws? Where does it end?"

At publishing time, congressional Democrats had announced plans to hold a candlelight vigil at the U.S. Capitol to honor the proud illegal terrorist families still hiding in the country.

Doc wrote: ↑29 Jun 2025 18:09

Nonc Hilaire wrote: ↑29 Jun 2025 23:45

Doc wrote: ↑29 Jun 2025 18:09

Then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into them.

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A place where the drinks are volatile and the clientele more so.

Setting:
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Atmosphere:

The taproom smells like gun oil, bourbon, and singed leather.

Instead of a coat rack, there’s a weapons wall where regulars check in their rocket launchers and custom flame-axes.

A jukebox in the corner plays outlaw blues and heavy industrial synth.

The bar stools are shell casings stacked and welded together.


Patrons:

Mercenaries with eye-patches and glowing cybernetic limbs.

Exiled inventors drinking Molotov Martinis while tinkering with gadgets.

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Menu Items:

Gunpowder Gumbo – spicy enough to detonate your sinuses.

Ammo Platter – shaped like a belt of bullets, loaded with jerky, dried chili, and pickled ghost peppers.

Hazard Brew – glows faintly green; drink at your own risk (or sign a waiver).


Rooms for Rent:
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