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It is definitively carnival time!

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*may not make sense without volume on*

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Whoever wrote the headline had fun doing it.

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[FUK is the IATA airport code for Fukuoka, Japan.]

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Indeed.

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@xxdelta77xx446

I can't believe I just watched someone travel thousands of miles to go to an empty office building, for 43 minutes.

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Methamphetamine, apparently.

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The Ultimate Land-Sailor

When the wind calls, you don't check the weather app—you check the bathroom for a **shower curtain** and head to the nearest Publix parking lot.

Jessica Marino didn't let a lack of "water" or an "actual boat" stop her from chasing her nautical dreams. While we're all out here paying for slips and hull maintenance, she’s out on **I-95 at 3 AM** proving that any shopping cart can be a schooner if you have enough audacity and a tension rod.

**Current Status:**
* **Vessel:** 4-wheel drive wire basket.
* **Rigging:** 100% PEVA Waterproof Polyester.
* **Route:** Southbound I-95 (The most treacherous of seas).

They say a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor, but a paved highway and a Florida State Trooper definitely make for a great mugshot.

Fair winds and following traffic, Jessica.

#SailingLife #FloridaWoman #LandHo #BudgetBoating #ShoppingSchooner

[Credit: Chip Leakas]

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